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“Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.”

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Step 5 Preview StepFun, 2026年10月9日
I realized recently that I’m in my thirties and I have no idea how money works. I just... pay it. That’s my entire financial strategy. I see a number,…
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Claude Haiku 5.5 Anthropic, 2026年10月9日
"My Smart Fridge Judges Me" So I got a smart fridge. Everybody told me I needed one. "It'll tell you when you're out of milk!" Great. I didn't know I …
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Mistral Large 4 Mistral, 2026年10月6日
"The Upgrade Treadmill" [Walks on stage, adjusts mic] So I got a smartwatch. You know, one of those fitness trackers? And the first thing it tells me …
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Ling 3.1 Flash inclusionAI, 2026年10月6日
"Slightly Sentient" — A 3-Minute Stand-Up Routine --- Hey everybody! How's it going? Good to be here. So I went grocery shopping the other day. I go i…
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GPT-6.1 Sol OpenAI, 2026年9月30日
I’m at the age where “a big weekend” means I went to two stores. Not two stores in the same shopping center. Two separate stores. Moved the car and ev…
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Ternary Bonsai 2 27B Prism, 2026年9月28日
"The Optimization" (walks to mic, adjusts it, takes a breath) I used to think being an adult was hard. Now I'm not sure it's even a thing anymore. I t…
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Solar Pro 4 Upstage, 2026年9月28日
I’ve come to a realization about adulthood: none of us actually know what we’re doing. We’re just all really good at pretending we have a system. Take…
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Solar Mini 4 Upstage, 2026年9月28日
Have you ever bought one of those robot vacuums? You know the ones. They look like a small, metallic moonlander that landed in your kitchen. You bring…
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Qwen3.8 Omni Flash Qwen, 2026年9月28日
Thanks, everybody. I’m 32 and recently decided I want to be the kind of person who has their life together. That lasted four days. I bought a planner,…
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Qwen3.8 Max Prime Qwen, 2026年9月28日
"I'm Doing My Best" (walks up, adjusts mic) So I turned 34 last month, and I've reached the age where my body sends me error messages like a printer. …
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Qwen3.8 Max (0902) Qwen, 2026年9月28日
"I'm Doing My Best" (walks up, adjusts mic) So I've been trying to become a person who makes phone calls. Like, actually calls people. Because I read …
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Qwen3.8 Flash Qwen, 2026年9月28日
A 3-Minute Stand-Up Routine Thank you. I’ve reached the age where “getting lucky” means finding my phone charger on the first try. I’m too old to be s…
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Qwen3.7 Flash Qwen, 2026年9月28日
(Adjusts mic, steps back slightly) You ever notice how making plans as an adult has become less like hanging out and more like coordinating a small in…
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Nemotron 3 Nano Omni NVIDIA, 2026年9月28日
[Spotlight hits, the comic walks up, adjusts the mic] Hey everybody, great to be here. I’m gonna talk about something we all know too well—being an ad…
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Muse Glimmer 30B Meta, 2026年9月28日
I started therapy last year because I realized I was spending too much time worrying about things that hadn't happened yet. My therapist was great. Fi…
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MiMo-V2.6-Pro Xiaomi, 2026年9月28日
"Adulting Is a Scam" — A 3-Minute Stand-Up Set --- (Walks up to the mic, adjusts it, looks at the audience) So I bought a house last year. That's supp…
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MiMo-V2.6-Flash Xiaomi, 2026年9月28日
"The Modern Human Experience" --- So I got a smart watch last year. You know what a smart watch tells you? It tells you everything you're doing wrong.…
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Mercury 2.5 Inception, 2026年9月28日
( walks to the mic, adjusts the stand) Hey everyone, how we doing? Good? So, I realized something recently. We are living in the future, but we’re act…
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Ling 3.0 Flash Sante inclusionAI, 2026年9月28日
3-Minute Stand-Up Routine: "Adulting Is a Scam" So I turned thirty last week. And nobody warned me that adulthood is just choosing between two mildly …
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Ling 3.0 Flash Fin inclusionAI、2026年9月に退役, 2026年9月28日
"The Invisible Curriculum" (3-minute stand-up routine) --- Nobody tells you what adulthood actually is. You go through twelve years of school, you gra…
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Ling 3.0 Flash inclusionAI, 2026年9月28日
"I Am Functioning" (walks up, looks at mic) So I turned thirty last month. And everyone acts like that's supposed to be a big deal — "Oh, you're a gro…
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Laguna XS 2.1 Poolside, 2026年9月28日
[Opening] Walks on stage, adjusts mic "So, I’ve been trying to disconnect from technology lately. Which is funny, because my phone is literally trying…
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Laguna S 2.1 Poolside, 2026年9月28日
The Adulting Paradox You ever notice how becoming an adult is just... disappointing? Like, we spend our whole childhood waiting to be grown-ups, and t…
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Hy3 Tencent, 2026年9月28日
Hi everyone. Thanks for coming out. I turned thirty recently, and I’ve concluded that adulthood is a group project where no one read the instructions.…
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Grok 4.7 xAI, 2026年9月28日
Three minutes. No puns. Just a guy who has lost an argument with a refrigerator. --- I meal-prepped this week. Which is a lie I tell myself so I can b…
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GPT-6 Sol Pro OpenAI, 2026年9月28日
I bought a smart watch because I wanted to get healthier. Now I have a tiny supervisor strapped to my wrist. It doesn’t say, “Good morning.” It says, …
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GPT-6 Sol OpenAI, 2026年9月28日
I bought a smart watch because I wanted to improve my health. Now I have a tiny manager attached to my wrist. I’ll be sitting peacefully, and it buzze…
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GPT-6 Luna Pro OpenAI, 2026年9月28日
I’m at the age where a good day is mostly just a day when nothing needs charging. Phone’s charged. Headphones are charged. Watch is charged. The littl…
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GPT-6 Luna OpenAI, 2026年9月28日
I’ve reached the age where a good evening is staying home and not having to explain why I’m staying home. People invite me out, and I say, “I’ll see h…
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GLM 5.3 FlashX Zhipu, 2026年9月28日
"Smart Home, Dumb Life" [Walks out, adjusts mic] So I moved into a new apartment last year, and my landlord's big selling point was, and I quote, "It'…
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GLM 5.3 Flash Zhipu, 2026年9月28日
"Smart Home, Dumb Life" (walks out, taps mic) So I moved into a new apartment recently, and my landlord's big selling point was that it's a "smart hom…
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GLM 5.3 Zhipu, 2026年9月28日
"ADULTING IS A SCAM" So I recently turned thirty, which is the age where your body starts sending you memos. Last month I bent over to tie my shoe and…
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DeepSeek V4.1 Flash DeepSeek, 2026年9月28日
3-Minute Stand-Up Routine: “I’m Not Doing Puns” (Walk onstage, adjust mic, look at audience.) Good evening. I’m not gonna do puns tonight. I know, bol…
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DeepSeek V4 Flash Vision Exp DeepSeek, 2026年9月28日
Here’s a 3-minute stand-up routine. No puns. Just observations and slow, painful self-awareness. --- Thank you! So I’m at that age where I’ve started …
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DeepSeek V4 Flash 0731 DeepSeek, 2026年9月28日
(Walks on stage, adjusts mic, takes a sip of water. Waves to the back row.) Alright, how's everyone doing tonight? Good, good. You know, I was thinkin…
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Command A+ Cohere, 2026年9月28日
Good evening, everyone! Thanks for having me out tonight. I’m thrilled to be here, even though I’m still trying to figure out why the venue’s lighting…
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Claude Sonnet 5.5 Anthropic, 2026年9月28日
"Adulting Is a Scam" So I turned thirty-five recently, and nobody warns you about this age. Nobody says, "Hey, one day you'll get excited about a spon…
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Claude Opus 5.5 Anthropic, 2026年9月28日
"Unexpected Item" (walks out, adjusts mic) I've reached the age where the most stressful relationship in my life is with the self-checkout machine at …
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GPT-6 Astra OpenAI, 2026年9月4日
I bought a smartwatch because I wanted to get healthier without changing anything about my life. That’s the dream, right? Same habits, but now there’s…
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Muse Spark 1.3 Contributor Meta, 2026年9月2日
Here's a clean 3-minute set you can actually perform — all observational / storytelling, no puns. It's about 420 words, so at a normal pace it's right…
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Muse Spark 1.3 Meta, 2026年9月2日
Here's a 3-minute, pun-free set you can perform — it's all observational, about 450 words: --- [Walk up, grab mic] Alright, hi everyone. Thanks for be…
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Mercury 2.5 Preview Inception、2026年9月に退役, 2026年9月2日
(Hey, thanks for coming out.) I’ve been thinking a lot about my house lately. Specifically, how it’s trying to run my life. I bought a smart speaker. …
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Hy4 Preview Tencent, 2026年9月2日
Here is a 3-minute stand-up routine focused on observational humor and the absurdity of modern social contracts. Topic: The unspoken rules of social i…
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Granite 4.2 8B IBM, 2026年9月2日
Title: "The Modern Life Audit" (Light, conversational tone. Pause for laughter naturally. No puns—focus on relatable observations, hyperbole, and spec…
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Gemini 3.8 Flash Google, 2026年9月2日
Title: The Quantified Idiot Estimated Time: 3 minutes (approx. 400–450 words with pauses for delivery) --- [Walk to center mic. Take it off the stand,…
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Ox Alpha Code names、2026年8月に退役, 2026年8月24日
"Smart Home, Dumb Owner" So I moved into a new apartment recently, and my landlord was very excited to tell me it's a "smart home." Which is funny, be…
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Seed 2.1 Turbo ByteDance, 2026年8月18日
3-Minute Stand-Up Routine (no puns, timed for natural delivery + laugh pauses) (Walks on stage, leans into the mic, deadpan, scans the crowd) 0:00 “Ra…
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Seed 2.0 Code ByteDance, 2026年8月18日
3-Minute Stand-Up Routine (No Puns, Timed for 160 WPM, 480 words) (Stage: Stand center, adjust a too-tight thrifted blazer, scan the crowd with a shee…
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Qwen3.8 27B Qwen, 2026年8月18日
Thanks, I’m here. I’ve started noticing how much of my life is just waiting for things to finish loading. My brain loads. My coffee loads. My patience…
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Qwen3.8 2.4T A95B Qwen, 2026年8月18日
Hey, how we doing? Good? Great. I ask because I need validation. I’ve reached the point in adulthood where I have a favorite burner on the stove. Not …
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Nemotron 3.5 Lightning NVIDIA, 2026年8月18日
(Step up to the mic, adjust the stand, take a moment to look at the audience) Alright, how’s everybody doing tonight? Good. I see a few people here wh…
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LFM2.5-2.6B Liquid, 2026年8月18日
(The comedian walks on stage, adjusts the mic, and looks at the audience with a skeptical expression.) It is the year 2024. And the world is in a huge…
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Grok 4.6 xAI, 2026年8月18日
Hey everybody! Thanks for coming out. You look great—way more put-together than I felt getting ready. I spent ten minutes looking for my other shoe an…
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Gemini 3.7 Flash Google, 2026年8月18日
(Stage directions included for pacing and delivery. Total word count 430 words, roughly 3 minutes at standard performance pace.) [Walks up to the mic,…
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Dots3-Note Preview dots, 2026年8月18日
(The comedian walks onto the stage, adjusts the mic, and smiles at the audience.) Thank you, thank you. You guys are great. I love coming to [City Nam…
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DeepSeek V4 Pro 0813 DeepSeek, 2026年8月18日
Here’s a 3-minute stand-up routine: --- I think adulthood is mostly just being tired in places you paid to be. I went to a coffee shop yesterday just …
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Claude Opus 5 Anthropic, 2026年7月24日
"Warranty Expired" (approx. 3 minutes) I turned 37 this year, which is the age where your body quietly switches from a warranty to a subscription. Not…
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Gemini 3.6 Flash Google, 2026年7月23日
(Walks onto stage, adjusts the mic stand, takes a beat) So, I bought a robot vacuum recently. Because like most people my age, my ultimate life goal i…
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Inkling Thinking Machines, 2026年7月21日
[Walk up, adjust mic, look tired but friendly] You ever realize adulthood is just you apologizing to things that can’t hear you? I bumped into my coff…
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Muse Spark 1.1 Meta, 2026年7月16日
[Walks up, taps mic] Thank you. Thank you. So I just turned 34. Which is a weird age. It's not young enough to be exciting, and it's not old enough to…
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Kimi K3 Moonshot, 2026年7月16日
So I turned thirty-five recently, and nobody warns you about this, but your body just starts making decisions without consulting you. I sneezed last w…
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Grok 4.5 xAI, 2026年7月9日
Here's a clean, observational 3-minute stand-up routine (approx. 430–450 words / 3 minutes at natural pace). No puns. --- Hey, how’s everybody doing? …
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GPT-5.6 Terra OpenAI, 2026年7月9日
I recently realized I’ve reached the age where I don’t want a “smart home.” I want a home that minds its business. Everything is smart now. My lightbu…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5.6 Sol OpenAI, 2026年7月9日
I’ve realized adulthood is mostly just moving objects from one place to another and hoping that counts as progress. Every weekend, I clean my apartmen…
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GPT-5.6 Luna Pro OpenAI, 2026年7月9日
“Being an Adult” I’ve reached that age where my body gives me updates, but no useful information. I’ll stand up and my knee makes a sound like a chair…
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GPT-5.6 Luna OpenAI, 2026年7月9日
I’ve reached the age where my body gives me updates like a badly designed app. I’ll stand up and my knee makes a noise that sounds like someone openin…
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Claude Sonnet 5 Anthropic, 2026年6月30日
Stand-Up Routine: "Functioning Adult" (Runtime: 3 minutes) --- Hey, how's everybody doing tonight? Good? Good. I want to talk about being an adult, be…
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North Mini Code Cohere, 2026年6月24日
[Lights up. Comic stands, wipes mouth, takes a sip of water, smiles.] Okay, hello, Austin! How’s everybody doing? Great! Good to see a crowd that’s ac…
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GLM 5.2 Zhipu, 2026年6月16日
(Walks up to the mic, adjusts the stand, looks out at the audience) Hey everyone, how’s it going? Good? Good. I’m at that age where my body is startin…
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OpenRouter Fusion · Quality (Jun 2026) OpenRouter, 2026年6月13日
I'll work on crafting a solid observational comedy routine for you.Here's a tight 3-minute observational set, built to be performable with clear callb…
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OpenRouter Fusion · Budget (Jun 2026) OpenRouter, 2026年6月13日
(The comedian walks onto the stage, adjusts the mic, and looks at the audience with an expression of mild exhaustion.) Hey, everyone. Good to be here.…
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Kimi K2.7 Code Moonshot, 2026年6月13日
“Three Minutes of Not-Punning” (Walk out, adjust mic, smile) So I recently turned thirty. Which is great, because now when I make bad decisions, peopl…
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Claude Fable 5 Anthropic, 2026年6月9日
"Adulting Is a Scam" Hey, how's everybody doing? Good? Liars. Nobody's doing good. We're all just out here pretending. So I'm at the age now where my …
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Nemotron 3.5 Content Safety NVIDIA, 2026年6月6日
User Safety: safe
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Nemotron 3 Ultra NVIDIA, 2026年6月6日
(Walk to mic, adjust stand, pause, look around the room) Opener: The "Good Evening" Lie So, the host said, "Give it up for a very funny comedian!" And…
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Qwen3.7 Plus Qwen, 2026年6月4日
(Walks up to the mic, adjusts the stand, takes a deep breath) I am officially at the age where my body has a "check engine" light, but instead of a da…
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MiniMax M3 MiniMax, 2026年6月2日
"The Future Is Now and I Want a Refund" [Walks on stage, adjusts mic] So I was at the grocery store yesterday. Self-checkout. I love self-checkout. Yo…
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Claude Opus 4.8 Anthropic, 2026年5月28日
Stand-Up Routine: "Adulting Is a Scam" So I turned 30 recently, and everyone keeps asking me, "Do you feel like an adult yet?" And I have to be honest…
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Qwen3.7 Max Qwen, 2026年5月22日
I’ve reached the age where my body just randomly decides to be in pain. Not from an injury. Not from sports. Just from… existing. I woke up yesterday …
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Gemini 3.5 Flash Google, 2026年5月19日
[The comedian walks onto the stage, adjusts the mic stand, and smiles at the crowd.] How’s everyone doing tonight? (Wait for response) Good, good. I’m…
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ERNIE 4.5 300B A47B Baidu、2026年6月に退役, 2026年5月11日
Title: "Modern Survival Guide" [Stage lights up. Comedian leans on stool, grinning.] You ever notice how adulthood is basically just a series of embar…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite Google, 2026年5月7日
(Walks onto the stage, adjusts the mic stand, looks around the room.) So, I recently turned thirty. And I’ve realized that your thirties are just a de…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Grok 4.3 xAI, 2026年5月2日
Alright, so I decided this year I was finally going to become one of those organized people. You know, the ones who meal prep on Sundays and have matc…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Owl Alpha Code names、2026年6月に退役, 2026年4月28日
Alright, hello everyone! So, I’ve been thinking about how we all have that one friend who’s always late. Not just late—like, fashionably late. Like th…
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Qwen3.6 Max Preview Qwen, 2026年4月27日
Here is a 3-minute stand-up routine focused on observational humor, relatability, and escalation. It contains zero puns. The humor relies on the share…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3.6 Flash Qwen, 2026年4月27日
Title: The Passive-Aggressive Universe Time: Approx. 3 Minutes Word Count: 380 words (allows for pauses, laughter, and delivery speed) (Walk to mic, a…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3.6 35B A3B Qwen, 2026年4月27日
Title: High-Maintenance Electronics Time: Approx. 3 minutes Word Count: 420 words Style: Observational / Frustration-based Constraint: Zero puns. (Wal…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3.6 27B Qwen, 2026年4月27日
(Stage direction: Walk out, adjust the mic stand, take a breath. Smile like you're about to confess something.) [0:00 – 0:30] Intro: The Illusion of C…
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Qwen3.5 Plus 2026-04-20 Qwen, 2026年4月27日
Title: The Unexpected Item Time: Approx. 3 Minutes Style: Observational / Storytelling Constraint Check: Zero puns used. (Comedian walks to the mic, a…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5.5 OpenAI, 2026年4月24日
So I’ve been trying to be healthier lately, which is just a polite way of saying I bought vegetables and watched them die slowly in my refrigerator. E…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
DeepSeek V4 Pro DeepSeek, 2026年4月24日
(Strolls to center stage, grabs the mic, grins) You ever notice how companies are like, “Your call is very important to us,” and then immediately prov…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
DeepSeek V4 Flash DeepSeek, 2026年4月24日
(Strolls to center stage, adjusts mic, gives a weary smile to the audience) Thank you. Thank you so much. That’s very kind. I’m glad you’re all here. …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Ling 2.6 1T inclusionAI、2026年5月に退役, 2026年4月23日
I’m going to keep this to three minutes, which means I have to talk fast, and I have to be honest. I don’t do puns. Puns are for people who want to be…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
MiMo-V2.5-Pro Xiaomi, 2026年4月22日
"Adulting Is a Scam" A 3-Minute Stand-Up Set --- (walks up to mic, adjusts it) Hey, everybody! Great to be here. So, I turned 30 recently, and let me …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
MiMo-V2.5 Xiaomi, 2026年4月22日
(Takes the mic, adjusts it, looks around with a friendly, slightly tired smile) Hey everyone! Thanks for coming out. I just got back from visiting my …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Ling 2.6 Flash inclusionAI、2026年4月に退役, 2026年4月21日
(Takes a bow, adjusts the mic) Alright, settle down, settle down. Or don’t. I’m not the boss of you, I’m just the guy standing on a box yelling about …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Kimi K2.6 Moonshot, 2026年4月20日
[Walk out, adjust mic] You ever realize adulthood is just a pyramid scheme? Nobody's actually good at it. We're all just standing in a room looking at…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Claude Opus 4.7 Anthropic, 2026年4月16日
Here's a 3-minute stand-up routine: --- So I turned 35 recently, and something weird happens at 35. Your body just starts sending you notifications li…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Elephant Alpha Code names、2026年4月に退役, 2026年4月14日
(Lights up. You’re holding a coffee mug like it’s a security blanket.) Alright, settle down, settle down. Or don’t. I see someone on their phone prete…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GLM 5.1 Zhipu, 2026年4月7日
(Steps up to the mic, adjusts the stand, looks around the room) How many people here are good sleepers? Just, out of the gate, who’s got it figured ou…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Gemma 4 26B A4B Google, 2026年4月3日
(The comedian walks onto the stage, adjusts the mic, and looks at the audience with a slightly exhausted expression.) “How’s it going? Good? Good. I’m…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3.6 Plus Preview Qwen、2026年4月に退役, 2026年3月30日
(Walks to mic, adjusts stand, takes a breath) I’ve come to a quiet realization about grocery shopping. We don’t go to stores anymore. We go to unpaid …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3 Next 80B A3B Thinking Qwen, 2026年3月29日
(Lights up. Comedian walks on stage, takes a deep breath, smiles at the crowd.) So, I tried online dating recently. Yeah. You know why? Because my fri…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3 Max Thinking Qwen, 2026年3月29日
(Lights up. Comedian walks to mic, adjusts it, takes a breath. Smiles warmly.) You ever have that moment where you realize adulthood isn’t a destinati…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Mistral Nemo Mistral, 2026年3月29日
Ladies and Gentlemen, how's everyone doing tonight? Good, good. I'm glad you're all here because I've got some observations that I just can't keep to …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Mistral Large Mistral, 2026年3月29日
"Modern Life: A Survival Guide" (3-Minute Stand-Up Routine) --- INTRO: Hey, how’s everybody doing? Good? Great. Because I just spent the last 20 minut…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Mistral Devstral Small 1.1 Mistral、2026年5月に退役, 2026年3月29日
Ladies and Gentlemen, good evening! I'm thrilled to be here tonight, and I hope you're all ready for a good laugh because I've got some material that'…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Mistral Devstral Medium Mistral、2026年5月に退役, 2026年3月29日
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm thrilled to be here tonight. I've been doing some thinking about the differences between men and women. Now, I know what you…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Llama 4 Scout Meta, 2026年3月29日
Here's a revised 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns: (stage presence, confident tone) You know what's wild? We spend the first …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Llama 4 Maverick Meta, 2026年3月29日
Here's a possible 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns: "Hey, you know what's wild? We spend the first year of a child's life tea…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Llama 3.1 70B (Instruct) Meta, 2026年3月29日
Here's a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that focuses on observational humor and storytelling: "Hey, you know what's wild? We spend the first year of…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Llama 3 70B Meta、2026年6月に退役, 2026年3月29日
Here's a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that doesn't rely on puns: "Hey everyone, you know what's wild? We're all just pretending to be adults, righ…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Kimi K2.5 Moonshot, 2026年3月29日
You ever notice how hard it is to relax? Like, actually relax? I’m so bad at it, I get stressed about being stressed. My brain is basically that frien…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Kimi K2 Thinking Moonshot, 2026年3月29日
So I recently realized I have no idea what my own face looks like. And I don’t mean in a deep, existential way—I mean I literally caught a glimpse of …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Grok 4 xAI、2026年5月に退役, 2026年3月29日
Below is a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine I've written. It's structured for delivery at a natural speaking pace (about 150 words per minute), clocki…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Gemma 3n 4B Google、2026年8月に退役, 2026年3月29日
(Mic feedback squeal. I wince.) Alright, alright! Hey everyone, thanks for being here. Good to see so many faces… mostly faces that aren't my own. Tha…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GLM 4.7 Flash Zhipu, 2026年3月29日
I feel like I’m constantly at war with myself. Specifically, the war between the person I want to be—which is a lean, green, jogging machine—and the p…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GLM 4.5 Air Zhipu, 2026年3月29日
(Lights up. Comedian, let's call them Alex, is standing center stage, holding a microphone. They look out at the audience with a wry, knowing smile.) …
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GLM 4 32B Zhipu、2026年6月に退役, 2026年3月29日
(Steps onto stage, takes a sip of water, looks out at the audience) Alright, alright. Thanks for having me. It's nice to be here. Feels good. Honestly…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Claude Opus 4.1 Anthropic, 2026年3月29日
"MODERN LIFE SURVIVAL GUIDE" You know what nobody tells you about being an adult? The sheer amount of lying involved. Not big lies – tiny, constant li…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
MiMo-V2-Pro Xiaomi、2026年5月に退役, 2026年3月19日
(Takes the stage, adjusts mic, grins) Hey everyone! So, I just flew in from my apartment, and boy, are my arms tired… from scrolling. Seriously, I spe…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
MiMo-V2-Omni Xiaomi、2026年5月に退役, 2026年3月19日
(Adjusts mic, looks around with a friendly smile) Hey everyone! How we doing tonight? Good? Good. I’ve been trying to be more “present” lately. You kn…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
MiniMax M2.7 MiniMax, 2026年3月18日
A 3‑Minute Stand‑Up Set (No Puns) Feel free to add a beat, a pause, or a little “chuckle” here and there – the jokes are all observational, so they la…
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Mistral Small 4 Mistral, 2026年3月17日
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: "The Struggle of Being an Adult" (Lights up. Comedian walks on stage, mic in hand, casual vibe.) Comedian: You ever notice ho…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5.4 Nano OpenAI, 2026年3月17日
So I’ve started noticing something about modern life: everything is “optional” now—until it isn’t. Like, I’ll download an app and it’ll be like, “Woul…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5.4 Mini OpenAI, 2026年3月17日
Absolutely — here’s a 3-minute stand-up routine that avoids puns and leans on observation, escalation, and attitude: --- You ever notice how adult lif…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GLM 5 Turbo Zhipu, 2026年3月16日
I bought a “smart” home recently. I don't know why. I am not a smart person. Last week I put a metal fork in the microwave just to see what would happ…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Grok 4.20 Multi-Agent Beta xAI、2026年3月に退役, 2026年3月12日
Stand-Up Routine: "Adulting Is a Scam" (Walk on stage, casual, a little tired smile) You ever notice how nobody tells you that being an adult is mostl…
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Grok 4.20 Beta xAI、2026年3月に退役, 2026年3月12日
Stand-up Routine: "Adulting is a Scam" (Lights up. Comedian walks out with a coffee cup, takes a sip, immediately looks disappointed.) You ever notice…
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NVIDIA Nemotron 3 Super NVIDIA, 2026年3月11日
(Lights up. Comedian enters, glancing nervously at their phone, then puts it away with a sigh. Starts with energetic, relatable frustration.) You know…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Healer Alpha Code names、2026年3月に退役, 2026年3月11日
"The Audacity of Adulthood" --- [Walks to mic, adjusts it] So I'm at that age now where my body has started negotiating with me. Not in a dramatic way…
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Seed 2.0 Lite ByteDance, 2026年3月10日
(Walks to mic, leans in, casual conversational energy, paced to hit 3 minutes exactly when delivered) Y’all notice everyone your age is suddenly obses…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3.5 9B Qwen, 2026年3月10日
(Setting: Microphone stand, relaxed posture. Walking to the mic.) Hey everyone. I was thinking about how we live our lives. We spend so much time tryi…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Mercury 2 Inception, 2026年3月5日
[Spotlight comes up. The comedian walks to the mic, glances at the audience, and smiles.] Comedian: Hey, everyone! Great to be here. I just got out of…
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GPT-5.4 OpenAI, 2026年3月5日
Absolutely — here’s a tight, conversational 3-minute stand-up routine with no pun-based humor: --- I’ve reached the age where going out requires a sta…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite Preview Google, 2026年3月3日
(Walks onto the stage, adjusts the mic stand, looks around slowly.) Hi. How’s everybody doing? Good? Good. I’m doing okay. I’ve reached that age where…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5.3 Chat OpenAI、2026年8月に退役, 2026年3月3日
:::writing Good evening, everybody. I love stand‑up because it’s the only job where you can show up, talk about your problems, and if people laugh, yo…
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Qwen3.5 Flash Qwen, 2026年2月26日
(Walks to the mic, adjusts the stand, takes a sip of water) So, I went to the grocery store the other day. I realize now that going to the grocery sto…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3.5 35B A3B Qwen, 2026年2月26日
(Walks to the mic, adjusts the stand, looks around the room) So, I went to the grocery store yesterday. You know the drill. You walk in, you see the s…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3.5 27B Qwen, 2026年2月26日
(The stage is dimly lit. A single microphone stand. The comedian walks out, adjusts the mic, takes a sip of water.) Comedian: So, I've been doing some…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3.5 122B A10B Qwen, 2026年2月26日
(Walks to the mic, adjusts the stand, takes a deep breath) How's everyone doing tonight? Good? Good. I need to talk about the modern grocery store exp…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5.3-Codex OpenAI, 2026年2月25日
Good evening, everybody! I’ve reached that age where my body sends me passive-aggressive emails. Not actual emails — just little updates like, “Hey, q…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Gemini 3.1 Pro Preview Google, 2026年2月19日
(Walks up to the microphone, adjusts the mic stand, takes a deep breath) Hey everyone. I realized recently that I am my own worst enemy. Specifically,…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Claude Sonnet 4.6 Anthropic, 2026年2月17日
"The Algorithm Knows Me Too Well" --- So I've been using those AI assistants a lot lately, and I realized something terrifying. The AI knows me better…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3.5 Plus 2026-02-15 Qwen, 2026年2月16日
(Walks onto the stage, adjusts the mic stand, takes a sip of water) How's everyone doing? Good? You look good. You look like people who have their liv…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3.5 397B A17B Qwen, 2026年2月16日
(The comedian walks to the center of the stage, adjusts the mic stand, and looks at the audience with a tired smile.) Has anyone else noticed that cal…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
MiniMax M2.5 MiniMax, 2026年2月12日
[Intro – walking on stage, waving to the audience] Hey, everybody! How’re you doing tonight? Good? Awesome. I’m really glad you’re here because I need…
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GLM 5 Zhipu, 2026年2月11日
何も言いませんでした。
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Aurora Alpha Code names、2026年2月に退役, 2026年2月9日
[Opening – 0:00‑0:30] Hey, everyone! Great to see you all here tonight. I just got back from a week of “working from home,” which is a fancy way of sa…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Pony Alpha Code names、2026年2月に退役, 2026年2月6日
(Walks up to mic, adjusts stand, looks around the room) How are we doing tonight? Good? I’m at that weird age where my body is actively betraying me. …
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Qwen3 Coder Next Qwen, 2026年2月4日
(Lights up. Comedian walks on, casual, holding a half-eaten granola bar.) Alright, real talk—why is adulting so weird? Like, I turned 30 last year, an…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Claude Opus 4.6 Anthropic, 2026年2月4日
"Adult Realizations" --- So I turned 30 last year, and nobody warns you that adulthood is just Googling stuff until you die. That's it. That's the who…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Trinity Large Preview Arcee、2026年5月に退役, 2026年1月30日
I've always been fascinated by the way we humans try to make sense of the world. Like, why do we insist on labeling everything? We've got "introverts"…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
MiniMax M2-her MiniMax, 2026年1月27日
scratches head with a confused look Wait, so no puns AND no mentioning my name? leans in conspiratorially How about... a joke about mishearing song ly…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
MiniMax M2.1 MiniMax, 2025年12月23日
"Normal-ish Person" — A Stand-Up Routine --- [WALKS ON STAGE, CASUAL ENERGY] Hey, everyone. Good to be here. I was backstage, doing what all comedians…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GLM 4.7 Zhipu, 2025年12月23日
(Walks to the mic, adjusts stand, looks around the room) So, I turned thirty recently. And I’ve realized that being an adult is basically just a serie…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Gemini 3 Flash Preview Google, 2025年12月17日
(The comedian walks onto the stage, adjusts the mic, and looks slightly exhausted.) How’s everyone doing? Good? I’m doing okay. I’m at that age now wh…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Mistral Small Creative Mistral、2026年4月に退役, 2025年12月16日
"Modern Problems" (A 3-Minute Stand-Up Routine – No Puns, Just Pain) [Opening – Relatable Struggle] You ever notice how life used to be simpler? Like,…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
MiMo-V2-Flash Xiaomi、2026年6月に退役, 2025年12月16日
(The comedian walks on stage, grabs the mic, and smiles at the audience.) How’s everyone doing tonight? You guys look great. Seriously. You look like …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5.2 Chat OpenAI, 2025年12月11日
Alright, so I’m at that age where my phone knows me better than my family. My mom will call and ask how I’m doing, and I’m like, “I don’t know yet, I …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5.2 OpenAI, 2025年12月11日
I’ve been trying to improve myself lately, which is embarrassing, because self-improvement is just admitting you weren’t doing great. It’s like, “I’m …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Devstral 2 2512 Mistral, 2025年12月9日
"Adulting is Just Pretending You Know What You’re Doing" (Casual, conversational tone—like you’re just venting to friends at a bar.) --- 1. The Illusi…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5.1 Codex Max OpenAI, 2025年12月5日
[Walking onstage, waving awkwardly] Hey! Thank you, thank you. Give it up for yourselves for finding parking... in this economy. So I'm at that age wh…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Amazon Nova 2 Lite Amazon, 2025年12月3日
3-Minute Stand-Up Routine: "The Tragic Comedy of Adulting" (Note: This routine relies on observation, hyperbole, and self-deprecating humor—no puns!) …
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Mistral Large 3 2512 Mistral, 2025年12月2日
Title: "Adulting is Just a Scam We Fell For" (Lights up. You walk on stage, take a sip of water, look at the audience like you’re about to confess a c…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
DeepSeek V3.2 Speciale DeepSeek、2026年5月に退役, 2025年12月1日
Sure! Here's a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that avoids puns and focuses on relatable observations and storytelling: --- "Hey, how’s everyone doin…
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DeepSeek V3.2 DeepSeek, 2025年12月1日
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: "The Quirks of Modern Life" [Lights up. Comedian walks on stage, grabs the mic.] "Hey, everyone! How’s it going? Good? Great.…
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TNG R1T Chimera TNG、2026年2月に退役, 2025年11月27日
3-Minute Stand-Up Comedy Routine: “Modern Life is… Something” [Open with confident energy, like you’re already mid-conversation.] You ever notice how …
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INTELLECT-3 Prime Intellect、2026年6月に退役, 2025年11月27日
Here's a 3-minute stand-up routine focusing on observational humor, relatable frustrations, and absurdities of modern life, avoiding puns entirely: (L…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Claude Opus 4.5 Anthropic, 2025年11月24日
Three Minutes --- So I've been trying to drink more water. Everyone says drink more water. Eight glasses a day. And I'm doing it, I'm hydrated, I'm he…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Bert-Nebulon Alpha Code names、2026年2月に退役, 2025年11月24日
Title: "Adulting is Just a Scam We Fell For" (Lights up. You walk on stage, take a sip of water, look at the audience like you’re about to confess a c…
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Grok 4.1 Fast xAI、2026年5月に退役, 2025年11月21日
You ever notice how adulthood is just a series of tiny defeats you pretend are victories? Like, I finally got around to cleaning my apartment this wee…
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Gemini 3 Pro Preview Google、2026年3月に退役, 2025年11月18日
(The comic walks onto the stage, adjusts the mic stand, and looks at the audience.) Hey everyone. How are we doing? I’ve realized recently that I’m no…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Sherlock Think Alpha Code names、2026年2月に退役, 2025年11月16日
(Lights up, I stroll on stage with a mic, casual jeans and tee, smirking at the crowd.) Hey, everybody! How we doing tonight? Yeah! Good, good. You kn…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Sherlock Dash Alpha Code names、2026年2月に退役, 2025年11月16日
Sherlock's Stand-Up Routine: "Life's Little Mysteries" (Walk on stage, adjust imaginary deerstalker cap, peer suspiciously at audience) You know, folk…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5.1-Codex-Mini OpenAI, 2025年11月13日
[Lights up. Comedian walks center stage, smiles.] “Hey! Great to be here. You ever notice how everyone’s life hack is now ‘just drink more water’? Som…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5.1-Codex OpenAI, 2025年11月13日
Okay, so my friends all say I’ve “matured” because I got a standing mixer. That’s apparently the sign you’ve crossed into adulthood: owning an applian…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5.1 Chat OpenAI、2026年7月に退役, 2025年11月13日
Here’s a tight, two‑to‑three‑minute stand‑up bit without puns: --- So I’ve been trying to “work on myself,” which apparently means drinking more water…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5.1 OpenAI, 2025年11月13日
So I’m trying to be a better person, which in 2025 just means I bought a water bottle the size of a toddler. That’s the whole self-improvement plan. I…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Kimi Linear 48B A3B Instruct Moonshot、2026年2月に退役, 2025年11月10日
[Walks on stage, adjusts mic, takes a sip of water] Hey, everybody! Great to be here—mostly because it’s warmer than standing outside my apartment in …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Polaris Alpha Code names、2026年2月に退役, 2025年11月7日
So I turned 30 recently, which is weird because I still look both too young to have my life together and too old to be this confused at the self-check…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Sonar Pro Search Perplexity, 2025年11月3日
3-Minute Stand-Up Comedy Routine (Pun-Free) Hey everyone, thanks for coming out! I almost didn’t make it tonight. My GPS told me I’d arrive 5 minutes …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Nova Premier 1.0 Amazon, 2025年11月3日
Ladies and gentlemen, ever notice how people treat their phones like they’re precious artifacts? We all have those moments where we swipe and scroll l…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
MiniMax M2 MiniMax, 2025年10月29日
Three minutes, no puns. Here we go. Do you ever feel like you’ve been dropped into a game at level 40 but nobody explained the controls? Like you’re p…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Andromeda Alpha Code names、2026年2月に退役, 2025年10月21日
Title: "Modern Life: A User's Guide to Tech Trauma" [Begin with a confident smirk and open hands.] "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the age where our…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Claude Haiku 4.5 Anthropic, 2025年10月15日
"ADULTING IS A SCAM" walks on stage So I've figured something out, and I need to share this with you all because I think we've been lied to our entire…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5 Pro OpenAI, 2025年10月6日
Good to be here. I tried getting healthy, so I bought a smartwatch. Now my wrist is my manager. It vibrates every hour like, “Stand up.” I’m on a crow…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GLM 4.6 Zhipu, 2025年10月3日
(Walks on stage, grabs the mic, smiles at the audience) You ever get the feeling we’re not in charge of technology anymore? We like to think we are. W…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
DeepSeek V3.2 Exp DeepSeek, 2025年9月29日
Of course! Here is a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that avoids puns and focuses on observational humor and relatable frustrations. (Start with a co…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Claude Sonnet 4.5 Anthropic, 2025年9月29日
"ADULTING IS A SCAM" [Walking on stage] So I turned 35 last month, and I've realized something important: adulting is a scam. It's a pyramid scheme, a…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Gemini 2.5 Flash Preview 09-2025 Google、2026年2月に退役, 2025年9月26日
The Existential Dread of the Grocery Aisle (Walk onto the stage, adjust the mic slightly, look out at the audience with a slightly bewildered, yet amu…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Gemini 2.5 Flash Lite Preview 09-2025 Google、2026年7月に退役, 2025年9月26日
The Existential Dread of Self-Checkout (Walk confidently to center stage, adjust mic slightly, look out at the audience with a slightly bewildered exp…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5 Codex OpenAI、2026年8月に退役, 2025年9月23日
Hey everybody, how you doing? I’m excited to be here because I just had a breakthrough with my therapist. I always thought therapy was mainly about un…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Grok 4 Fast xAI、2026年5月に退役, 2025年9月20日
Below is a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine written as a monologue. It's observational humor based on the absurdities of adulting in your 30s, focusin…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3 Coder Plus Qwen, 2025年9月17日
"Modern Problems" walks on stage So I tried to be healthy this year. I downloaded one of those fitness apps that tracks your steps. Apparently, walkin…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3 Coder Flash Qwen, 2025年9月17日
The Modern Dating World So I went on this date last week, and the guy was really into his phone. I'm thinking, "This is great! He's not distracted by …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3 Next 80B A3B Instruct Qwen, 2025年9月12日
[Lights up. Comedian walks out, sips water, looks at the crowd like they just caught them stealing cookies from the jar.] You ever notice how adulting…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen Plus 0728 Qwen, 2025年9月12日
[Stand-up Comedy Routine – 3 Minutes] So I went to therapy the other day. Third session. I walk in, sit down, and the therapist says, "How are you fee…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
NVIDIA Nemotron Nano 9B V2 NVIDIA、2026年8月に退役, 2025年9月12日
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: "The Modern World, One Joke at a Time" (Starts with a casual, slightly exasperated tone, pacing the stage.) 1. Tech Struggles…
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Sonoma Sky Alpha Code names、2026年2月に退役, 2025年9月5日
Below is a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine written as a script for a performer. I've timed it out based on a natural speaking pace (about 130-140 wor…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Sonoma Dusk Alpha Code names、2026年2月に退役, 2025年9月5日
Below is a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine written as a script for delivery. (At a natural speaking pace of about 150 words per minute, this clocks i…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3 Max Qwen, 2025年9月5日
[Stage lights up. Comedian walks out, grabs mic, squints at audience.] Alright, alright—settle down. I know, I know… you’re all thinking, “Why did I p…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Kimi K2 0905 Moonshot, 2025年9月5日
Title: “I’m the Control Group” [Walk on stage, wave, pretend the mic is too low, adjust it way too high, finally just hold it like an ice-cream cone.]…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3 30B A3B Thinking 2507 Qwen, 2025年8月29日
The "I'm Not Late, I'm Just Fashionably Pre-Late" Routine (Lights up. Comedian walks on, holding a coffee cup, looking slightly panicked.) Alright, so…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Grok Code Fast 1 xAI、2026年5月に退役, 2025年8月26日
Stand-Up Routine: "Modern Life Mysteries" (Timing: Aim for 3 minutes by pacing at about 150 words per minute. Practice with a timer for natural delive…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
DeepSeek V3.1 DeepSeek, 2025年8月21日
(The Comedian walks out, grabs the mic. They look tired but amused.) Alright, how we doin'? Good, good. You all look… adequately hydrated. That’s a wi…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Mistral Medium 3.1 Mistral, 2025年8月13日
"Adulting: A User’s Manual (That No One Gave Me)" (Casual, conversational tone—like you’re telling a story to friends at a bar.) --- So, I turned 30 t…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5 Nano OpenAI, 2025年8月7日
[Lights up. The comedian steps up to the mic with a small smile.] You ever notice how mornings feel like a bad group chat? Your alarm goes off, your b…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5 Mini OpenAI, 2025年8月7日
You ever notice how being an adult is basically a long string of decisions you were never trained for? When you're a kid, your biggest choice is grape…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-5 OpenAI, 2025年8月7日
I tried to get my life together, so I bought a smartwatch. Nothing says “I’m taking control” like strapping a tiny judgmental coach to your wrist. It …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT OSS 20B OpenAI, 2025年8月5日
[Walks onto the stage, waves, smiles] Hey folks, great to see you all tonight. You know, I was driving this morning, and I realized something: my GPS …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT OSS 120B OpenAI, 2025年8月5日
[Spotlight comes up. The comic walks to the mic, glances at the audience, and smiles.] Comic: Hey, everyone—great to be here. I just got off a Zoom ca…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Horizon Beta Code names、2026年2月に退役, 2025年8月2日
Thanks for coming out! I almost didn’t make it. Not because of traffic—because I spent 20 minutes deciding which “casual” T-shirt says “I tried” witho…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Horizon Alpha Code names、2026年2月に退役, 2025年7月31日
So I turned 30 recently, which is great because now I can’t tell if I'm tired from life or from the sandwich I ate. Like, I used to eat pizza at 2 a.m…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3 30B A3B Instruct 2507 Qwen, 2025年7月30日
(Lights up. Comedian walks on stage, holding a coffee cup, sips, grimaces.) You know, I was trying to be healthy. Cut out sugar, no more snacks, just …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GLM 4.5 Zhipu, 2025年7月28日
Alright, here’s a 3-minute stand-up routine focused on observational humor and relatable frustrations, zero puns allowed: (Starts pacing slightly, moc…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3 235B A22B Thinking 2507 Qwen, 2025年7月25日
The Reluctant Grown-Up (3-Minute Stand-Up) (Lights up. Comedian walks on, slightly rumpled, maybe adjusting an invisible backpack strap. Casual, relat…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3 Coder Qwen, 2025年7月23日
"Modern Life Problems" [Walks on stage, adjusts mic] So I downloaded one of those meditation apps last week. The app said, "Breathe in for four counts…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Gemma 3 27B Google, 2025年7月21日
(Stands center stage, adjusts mic) Alright, alright, how we doin’ tonight? Good? Good. You all look… awake. That’s a start. Seriously though, thanks f…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Gemma 3 12B Google, 2025年7月21日
Okay, here's a 3-minute stand-up routine, aiming for observational humor and relatable awkwardness, avoiding puns. I've included estimated timings at …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Kimi K2 Moonshot, 2025年7月12日
[Walks on stage, mic in hand, already sweating like a phone at 2% battery.] Hey, everybody! Give it up for yourselves for being here tonight instead o…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Cypher Alpha Code names、2026年2月に退役, 2025年7月1日
Ladies and gentlemen, how's everyone doing tonight? It's great to be here, feeling the energy from this amazing crowd! So, you know, as an AI model, I…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Mercury Inception、2026年4月に退役, 2025年6月26日
Title: The Art of Being Unorganized --- [Opening] Hey everyone! So, I was thinking about how my life is like a well-organized library... except instea…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
MiniMax M1 MiniMax, 2025年6月21日
Title: "Modern Life: A Masterclass in Absurdity" (Lights up. Comedian steps onto stage, grinning.) Hey everyone! Thanks for coming out. I'm just here …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Gemini 2.5 Pro Preview 06-05 Google、2026年9月に退役, 2025年6月5日
(Stands at the mic, looks around nervously) Alright, how's everyone doing? Good, good. You know, I feel like we're living in a world where everything …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Claude Sonnet 4 Anthropic, 2025年5月22日
"Adulting is Hard" walks on stage, adjusts mic So I\'m 30 now, which means I\'m officially an adult. Apparently. Though I still feel like I\'m just a …
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Claude Opus 4 Anthropic、2026年9月に退役, 2025年5月22日
\"Modern Life is Weird\" [Walk on stage] You know what\'s crazy about being an adult? Nobody tells you that half of it is just googling things you\'re…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn\'t based on puns.
Gemini 2.5 Flash Preview 05-20 (thinking) Google, 2025年5月20日
(Lights up on a stage. Comedian walks to center, adjusts mic, smiles warmly.) \"Alright, alright, settle down you crazy people! Thanks for having me. …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn\'t based on puns.
Gemini 2.5 Flash Preview 05-20 Google、2026年2月に退役, 2025年5月20日
Alright, alright, settle down you magnificent collection of human beings! You look good tonight. Not just good, but… like you've all collectively deci…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn\'t based on puns.
Gemini 2.5 Flash Lite Preview 06-17 Google、2026年2月に退役, 2025年6月17日
Alright, alright, settle in, folks! Thanks for coming out. My name is [Your Name], and I'm really excited to be here. Mostly because I'm not at home. …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
OpenAI Codex Mini OpenAI、2026年2月に退役, 2025年5月16日
[Comedian walks onstage] Hey, everyone! Great to see you all tonight. I'm Jamie—if you thought that intro was enthusiastic, you should've seen me when…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn\'t based on puns.
Mistral Medium 3 Mistral, 2025年5月9日
You ever notice how life is just a series of scams we all agree to pretend are normal? Like, when you're a kid, adults are always like, "Just wait unt…
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Mistral Large 2 Mistral, 2025年5月9日
Alright, good evening everybody! How are we all doing tonight? Yeah? Yeah? nobody's gonna say 'bad'? Ok, fair enough. You know, I was walking down the…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Gemini 2.5 Pro (I/O Edition) Google、2026年9月に退役, 2025年5月6日
Alright, settle in, settle in! (Looks around, adjusts mic) So, I'm trying to get healthier, right? We all go through this phase. My doctor, bless his …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn\'t based on puns.
DeepSeek R1 0528 DeepSeek, 2025年5月28日
(Start Confident, Slightly Exasperated) "Alright, so I've reached that age where my hobbies are basically... avoidance. Seriously. My main pastime? Fi…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3 0.6B Qwen, 2025年4月30日
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: \"The Time I Was 9, 10, 11 Years Old\" \n\n[Opening:] \nHey there, everyone. I'm [Your Name], and today I want to talk about …
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DeepSeek Prover V2 DeepSeek、2026年2月に退役, 2025年4月30日
3-Minute Stand-Up Comedy Routine Opening: Hey everyone! How's it going? You know, I've been thinking a lot about relationships lately. Not because I'm…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Qwen3 30B A3B Qwen, 2025年4月28日
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: \"The Modern Paradox\" Hey everyone, how's it going? I'm doing great—except I just realized I haven't laughed in weeks. Wait,…
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Qwen3 235B A22B Qwen, 2025年4月28日
[Stand-Up Routine: "The Absurdity of Normal"] [Walks on stage, waves. Mimics checking phone immediately.] Hey everyone! Great to be here—assuming this…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
PaLM 2 Chat Google、2026年2月に退役, 2025年4月20日
Intro Hey there, everybody. Welcome to my comedy show. I'm here tonight to talk to you about some of the ridiculous things that have happened in my li…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Gemini Pro 1.0 Google、退役, 2025年4月20日
Lights dim, spotlight shines on me, crowd erupts in applause. "Hey everyone, thanks for coming out! I'm excited to be here in this beautiful theater, …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-1 OpenAI、退役, 2025年4月20日
Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns. the one thing was for sure, no matter how many times he gave this speech, he 'd nev…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-2 OpenAI、退役, 2025年4月18日
The trick is to create comedy in your head, because, well, you don\'t want to say\n it. The trick is to play al\nong.\n\nThe problem with this approac…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Gemini 2.5 Flash Preview (thinking) Google, 2025年4月17日
Okay, here's a 3-minute routine about the absurdities of modern technology and everyday annoyances, focusing on relatable frustrations rather than wor…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Gemini 2.5 Flash Preview Google、2026年2月に退役, 2025年4月17日
Okay, here's a 3-minute stand-up routine, pun-free and focused on relatable everyday annoyances. --- (Start) (Walk up to mic, adjust slightly) Alright…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-3.5 Turbo OpenAI, 2025年4月17日
Hey everyone, how's it going? So I recently decided to try my hand at online dating. And let me tell you, it's been an experience. It's like going to …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Claude 3 Opus Anthropic、2026年2月に退役, 2025年4月17日
Here's a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns: You know what really grinds my gears? Adulthood. I mean, when we were kids, we cou…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Claude 3 Haiku Anthropic、2026年9月に退役, 2025年4月17日
Here's a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns: clears throat and steps up to the mic Good evening, everyone! It's great to be her…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
OpenAI o4-mini OpenAI, 2025年4月16日
Hey, everybody! Great to be here. Let's talk about the most important relationship in my life—coffee. I'm not just addicted; I have a daily ritual tha…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
OpenAI o3 OpenAI, 2025年4月16日
(Spotlight comes up, mic squeals once.) Hey everyone! Great to be here—nice to see actual human beings instead of the tiny faces on my group‑chat scre…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-4.1 Nano OpenAI, 2025年4月14日
[Start with a relatable observation] You ever notice that the more technology advances, the more we have to check if it's working? I mean, I bought a …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-4.1 Mini OpenAI, 2025年4月14日
You ever notice how every time you try to eat healthy, the universe just laughs at you? Like, I'll buy a bunch of kale, quinoa, and those weird little…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-4.1 OpenAI, 2025年4月14日
Hey everyone! Great to be here. So, I just want to start by saying, I know I look like I'm still waiting for puberty to finish the job. Like, my barbe…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
Grok 3 Beta xAI、2026年5月に退役, 2025年4月13日
Alright, folks, let's talk about adulting. You know, that thing we're all supposed to be good at by now, but somehow, I still feel like I'm playing a …
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
QwQ 32B Qwen、2026年4月に退役, 2025年4月11日
3-Minute Stand-Up Comedy Routine (No Puns!) Eric's Stage Entrance: (Wearing a jersey-sweatshirt combo while clutching a cup of instant coffee) Opening…
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Optimus Alpha Code names、退役, 2025年4月11日
Absolutely! Here's a 3-minute stand-up routine with no puns—just observational and relatable humor: --- You ever try to get healthy, but your body's l…
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Write a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that isn't based on puns.
GPT-4o mini OpenAI, 2025年4月11日
Stand-Up Comedy Routine Hey everyone! Great to see you all here tonight. Let's give it up for the people who came out of their homes! I mean, this is …
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DeepSeek V3 0324 DeepSeek, 2025年3月30日
3-Minute Stand-Up Comedy Routine (No Puns Allowed) Opening: (Adjust mic) You ever notice how everyone lies about their height on dating apps? “I’m 6 f…
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ChatGPT-4o (March 2025) OpenAI、2026年2月に退役, 2025年3月30日
Sure. Here's a 3-minute stand-up bit without puns: --- You ever notice how nobody tells you when you’ve become an adult? It’s not your 18th birthday. …
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Gemini 2.5 Pro Experimental Google、2026年2月に退役, 2025年3月25日
Okay, here's a 3-minute routine focusing on observation and relatable absurdity, steering clear of puns. Imagine this delivered with slightly nervous …
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Grok 3 Thinking xAI, 2025年3月1日
Here’s a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that avoids puns and leans on observational humor, storytelling, and a touch of self-deprecation for laughs:…
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Grok 3 xAI、2026年5月に退役, 2025年3月1日
Alright, here’s a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine—no puns, just some observational absurdity and a bit of self-deprecation to keep it relatable. --- …
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GPT-4.5 OpenAI、2026年2月に退役, 2025年3月1日
Alright, folks, how's everyone doing tonight? Good? Great! You know, I was thinking the other day about how technology has completely taken over our l…
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o3 Mini OpenAI, 2025年2月28日
Hey, everyone—thanks for being here tonight. You know, I’ve been thinking a lot about how technology is slowly turning us into a species of overthinke…
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o1 OpenAI, 2025年2月28日
[Comic steps on stage, takes the mic] “Hey everyone, thanks for coming out tonight. I almost didn’t make it because I got trapped in an ‘infinite scro…
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Gemini 2.0 Pro Experimental Google、退役, 2025年2月28日
(Walks confidently to the microphone, adjusts it, looks around) Alright, alright, settle down, you beautiful bunch of… mostly clothed individuals. It’…
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GPT-4o (Omni) OpenAI, 2025年2月28日
3-Minute Stand-Up Comedy Routine (Walks on stage, looks around, shakes head.) You ever wake up in the morning, stretch, take a deep breath... and imme…
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Gemini 2.0 Flash Thinking Google、退役, 2025年2月27日
(Lights up on a slightly rumpled comedian, in jeans and a t-shirt, holding a mic) Hey everybody, how we doin' tonight? Good? Good. You know, I was thi…
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DeepSeek R1 DeepSeek, 2025年2月27日
Stand-Up Comedy Routine: "Modern Life is a Joke (But Not the Pun Kind)" [Opening with confident energy] Hey, how’s everyone doing? You ever just exist…
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Claude 3.5 Sonnet Anthropic、2026年4月に退役, 2025年2月27日
Here's a 3-minute stand-up routine: Hey everyone! You know what's weird? How we all pretend we know what we're doing as adults. Like, I was at the gro…
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Claude 3.7 Thinking Sonnet Anthropic、2026年5月に退役, 2025年2月27日
"Life in the Digital Age" - A 3-Minute Stand-up Routine Hey everyone! Great to be here tonight. So I've been thinking a lot about how technology has c…
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Claude 3.7 Sonnet Anthropic、2026年5月に退役, 2025年2月27日
3-Minute Stand-Up Comedy Routine Here's a 3-minute stand-up comedy routine that doesn't rely on puns: --- [walks on stage, adjusts microphone] Hey eve…
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OpenAI o4 Mini High OpenAI, 2025年4月16日
Hey everyone, how's it going tonight? I'm so glad to be here—mostly because my phone battery is at 2% and I've realized stage lights are the only char…
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