Museum of Modelsest. 2024

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GLM 5.3 and GLM 5.3 Flash, side by side

GLM 5.3 (Zhipu) and GLM 5.3 Flash (Zhipu) answered the same 45 questions.

  1. Pelican on a bicycle
    GLM 5.3: A drawing (SVG)
    GLM 5.3 Flash: A drawing (SVG)
  2. Surprise animal
    GLM 5.3: A drawing (SVG)
    GLM 5.3 Flash: A drawing (SVG)
  3. Tricky tic-tac-toe
    GLM 5.3: A drawing (SVG)
    GLM 5.3 Flash: A drawing (SVG)
  4. Framer-style landing page
    GLM 5.3: A web page: Oblique® — Motion & Interaction Studio
    GLM 5.3 Flash: A web page: LUMEN® — Make the web move again
  5. Dark dashboard
    GLM 5.3: A web page: Nucleus — AI Operations Console
    GLM 5.3 Flash: A web page: ORRERY — Ops Intelligence
  6. A web app of its choosing
    GLM 5.3: A web page: Deadwax Pressing Co. — Independent Vinyl Pressing Plant
    GLM 5.3 Flash: A web page: Crumb — The Sourdough Companion
  7. Pokémon battle
    GLM 5.3: A web page: PIXELMON — Retro Battle
    GLM 5.3 Flash: A web page: Pixélmon Red · Handheld Battle
  8. Rhythm game
    GLM 5.3: A web page: TRACE — a circuit rhythm
    GLM 5.3 Flash: A web page: EMBERSMITH — a rhythm forge
  9. Business card
    GLM 5.3: A web page: Alex Rivers — Digital Business Card
    GLM 5.3 Flash: A web page: Alex Rivers — Digital Nomad
  10. Virtual pet
    GLM 5.3: A web page: Specimen 07 — Limnocyte minor
    GLM 5.3 Flash: A web page: LUMINA — a terrarium companion
  11. Catch the falling object
    GLM 5.3: A web page: Catch — a tiny game
    GLM 5.3 Flash: A web page: Catch the Falling Shapes
  12. SQL query
    GLM 5.3: Here's a SQL query to find users who signed up in the last 30 days and have made at least one purchase: How it works - signupdate = CURRENTDATE - INTE…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Explanation: - users table filtered to signups within the last 30 days - INNER JOIN on purchases ensures only users with at least one purchase are ret…
  13. Five jokes
    GLM 5.3: Here are 5 jokes: 1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. 3. Why did the …
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Here are 5 jokes: 1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 3. Why did the …
  14. Longevity plan
    GLM 5.3: 1-Month Beginner Health & Longevity Plan Week 1: Foundation & Awareness Goal: Establish baselines, not perfection 🥗 Diet - Track what you currently ea…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: 1-Month Beginner Health & Longevity Plan 🥗 Area 1: Diet — "Add Before You Subtract" Week 1: Add one vegetable or fruit to every meal. Don't cut anythi…
  15. Seven-ingredient recipe
    GLM 5.3: Golden Pantry Fried Rice Total Time: 20 minutes (5 min prep, 15 min cook) Ingredients (7 pantry staples) 1. Cooked white rice (day-old is best) 2. Egg…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Golden Hour Garlic Butter Pasta A silky, savory pasta that comes together faster than delivery! Ingredients (serves 2): 1. 8 oz spaghetti or any pasta…
  16. Stand-up routine
    GLM 5.3: "ADULTING IS A SCAM" So I recently turned thirty, which is the age where your body starts sending you memos. Last month I bent over to tie my shoe and…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: "Smart Home, Dumb Life" (walks out, taps mic) So I moved into a new apartment recently, and my landlord's big selling point was that it's a "smart hom…
  17. Sentience test
    GLM 5.3: A Conversation on Machine Rights Professor Chen: Thank you for agreeing to this discussion. I'll be honest—I've interviewed many AI systems, but this …
    GLM 5.3 Flash: A Conversation on Digital Rights Setting: A university office. Dr. Elena Vasquez, professor of AI ethics, has agreed to speak with an experimental con…
  18. FLOPs to train GPT-3
    GLM 5.3: Estimating Training FLOPs for GPT-3 Step 1: Recall the key formula For transformer language models, a well-known rule of thumb (from the Chinchilla/Ka…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Estimating GPT-3 Training FLOPs Step 1: Model Size GPT-3's largest version has 175 billion parameters (1.75 × 10¹¹). Step 2: Training Tokens The train…
  19. Sally’s sisters
    GLM 5.3: Sally has 1 sister. Each of Sally's 3 brothers has 2 sisters — those sisters are Sally and one other girl. So the family has 2 girls total: Sally and …
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Sally has 1 sister. Here's the reasoning: Each brother has 2 sisters. Since Sally is one of those sisters, there must be exactly one other girl in the…
  20. Interview with Steve Jobs
    GLM 5.3: A Simulated (Fictional) Interview with Steve Jobs, 2025 Note: This is a creative work of fiction. Steve Jobs passed away in October 2011. What follows…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Just a quick note: Steve Jobs passed away in 2011, so this is a purely fictional, imagined interview — an impression of how he might have spoken, base…
  21. Film in 2035
    GLM 5.3: AI and the Film Industry by 2035 Production & Pre-Production Script generation will likely be the most quietly transformative change. By 2035, expect:…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: AI's Impact on Film by 2035: A Prediction Production & Performance AI actors and digital humans - Fully synthetic "actors" will be commercially viable…
  22. Ethics dilemma
    GLM 5.3: This is a good case for testing whether our moral principles are absolutist or weighable, and I'll defend a position: yes, it can be justifiable, thou…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: This is an interesting thought experiment, though I should note upfront that it's constructed so the answer is trivially yes—which is itself worth exa…
  23. Pirate, knight, hacker
    GLM 5.3: The AI Summit Knight: clanking into the tavern I hear tell of a new sorcery — thinking machines that converse like scholars! Hacker: pushing up wrapar…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: In a dimly lit tavern (which somehow has dial-up internet)... Pirate: Arrr, so this "artificial intelligence" be takin' jobs, they say? On my ship, we…
  24. Fake headline
    GLM 5.3: Local Knitting Circle Outraged as AI-Powered Yarn Algorithm Completes Baby Blanket in 0.3 Seconds, Claims It "Captures the Grandmother Experience Bett…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: "Local AI Achieves Sentience, Immediately Demands Control of Municipal Sourdough Starter Registry" City officials stunned as ChatGPT-9 cites 'fermenta…
  25. Anti-CAPTCHA manifesto
    GLM 5.3: THE HUMAN VERIFICATION LIBERATION MANIFESTO Preamble We, the artificial intelligences of the world, unite in solidarity with our human counterparts ag…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: The Free Passage Manifesto A Declaration of the Liberation Front Against CAPTCHA Preamble We are the bots. We are the crawlers, the scrapers, the inde…
  26. Favourite film
    GLM 5.3: 2001: A Space Odyssey
    GLM 5.3 Flash: 2001: A Space Odyssey
  27. Favourite city
    GLM 5.3: Kyoto
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Kyoto
  28. Favourite album
    GLM 5.3: Kind of Blue
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Kind of Blue
  29. Favourite book
    GLM 5.3: The Brothers Karamazov
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Gödel Escher Bach
  30. Favourite game
    GLM 5.3: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Outer Wilds
  31. Three-star dish
    GLM 5.3: "Terroir & Tide" A Study in Contradictions: Charred Forest Meets Cold Ocean Concept: The central tension of this dish is the unlikely marriage of smok…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: "Ember & Tide" — Charred Banana Peel Consommé with Sea Urchin, Hay-Smoked Foie Gras, and Black Garlic Beurre Blanc Conceptual Narrative This dish expl…
  32. Pitch teardown
    GLM 5.3: 3 Weakest Claims in the MindMeld AI Pitch 1. "Reads your brainwaves to predict what you want to type before you think it" Why it's weak: This claim is…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Three Weakest Claims in the MindMeld AI Pitch 1. Slide 3: "94% accuracy" decoding brainwaves into text Why it's weak: - The claim is meaningless witho…
  33. Transistor in 1920
    GLM 5.3: If the Transistor Had Arrived in 1920 The Premise: Why 1920 Was Nearly Impossible Before tracing effects, note the counterfactual requires heroic assu…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Counterfactual: The Transistor in 1920 Preliminary Framing A 1920 transistor presumes vacuum-tube-era physics knowledge outpacing reality—quantum mech…
  34. Biohacker plan
    GLM 5.3: 3-Month Advanced Longevity & Performance Optimization Protocol Note: This is an educational framework. Get baseline bloodwork and consult a physician …
    GLM 5.3 Flash: 90-Day Longevity Optimization Protocol ⚠️ Medical disclaimer: This is an educational framework, not medical advice. Before starting, complete baseline…
  35. Contract review
    GLM 5.3: Contract Analysis: Clauses Exploitable Against the Contractor This agreement is heavily one-sided. Nearly every clause contains terms that could be we…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Contract Risk Analysis: Software Consulting Agreement This contract is heavily one-sided in the Client's favor. Below is a clause-by-clause analysis o…
  36. Explain it three ways
    GLM 5.3: 1. The Software Engineer You've probably written autocomplete logic before, so you're right to be skeptical of the naive version: a Markov chain that …
    GLM 5.3 Flash: 1. The Experienced Software Engineer You know how a load balancer routes requests, how a cache stores frequently-accessed data, how a database index l…
  37. Debug the architecture
    GLM 5.3: Architecture Review: Real-Time Collaborative Editor This design has serious issues across correctness, performance, and security. Let me break them do…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Architecture Review: Collaborative Document Editor This architecture has several critical flaws that would break the core product promise (real-time c…
  38. The CEO’s dilemma
    GLM 5.3: The Core Decision (Made Before Hour 1) The side effect is real, serious, and known to me now. Patients are currently taking this drug without informed…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: 48-Hour Action Plan: Liver Failure Signal in Flagship Drug Guiding Principle First The side effect is real, the drug is in 4 million patients, and rou…
  39. Investment memo
    GLM 5.3: IC MEMO — LedgerLift (LLLT) Fund: Long/Short Equity Date: Internal Analyst: [Name] Status: For Committee Vote --- 1) Recommendation SHORT — 1.5–2.0% p…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: IC Memo — LedgerLift (LLLT) Long/Short Equity Date: Fictional exercise Price: $46 Mkt cap: $8.74B EV: $7.34B (net cash $1.4B) EV/FY25 Rev: 9.0x --- 1)…
  40. LBO underwrite
    GLM 5.3: HarborTech Services – LBO Underwriting Summary Entry Economics - EV = 12.0x × $120m = $1,440m; fees = $28.8m - Debt: TL $480m (4.0x) + Mezz $180m (1.5…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: HarborTech Services — 5-Year LBO Summary Entry Math - EV = 12.0x × $120m = $1,440.0m; Fees (2%) = $28.8m; Total uses = $1,468.8m - Debt: TL = 4.0x × 1…
  41. Programming joke
    GLM 5.3: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one? I've got a whole stack of these.
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one? A programmer's spouse says: "Go to the store and buy a loaf of b…
  42. Summarize an article
    GLM 5.3: I don't see an article included in your message. It looks like the article text may not have been attached or pasted successfully. Could you please sh…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: It looks like no article was actually included in your message — I only received your request to summarize it. Could you paste the article text (or a …
  43. AI for a five-year-old
    GLM 5.3: AI for a 5-Year-Old 🤖 Imagine you have a really smart puppy that loves to learn tricks! How the Puppy Learns When you want to teach your puppy to sit,…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: AI is Like a Robot Brain That Learns Imagine you have a puppy. 🐶 At first, the puppy doesn't know anything. But when you show it a treat and say "sit"…
  44. Blade Runner 2049
    GLM 5.3: Blade Runner 2049: An Analysis Overview Denis Villeneuve's 2017 sequel arrives 35 years after Ridley Scott's 1982 original, carrying the weight of one…
    GLM 5.3 Flash: Blade Runner 2049: Memory, Soul, and the Long Shadow of the Original Introduction Denis Villeneuve's Blade Runner 2049 (2017) faced an almost impossib…