Museum of Modelsest. 2024

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Qwen3.8 27B and Qwen3.8 Flash, side by side

Qwen3.8 27B (Qwen) and Qwen3.8 Flash (Qwen) answered the same 53 questions.

  1. Xbox controller
    Qwen3.8 27B: A drawing (SVG)
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A drawing (SVG)
  2. Pelican on a bicycle
    Qwen3.8 27B: A drawing (SVG)
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A drawing (SVG)
  3. Surprise animal
    Qwen3.8 27B: A drawing (SVG)
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A drawing (SVG)
  4. World map
    Qwen3.8 27B: A drawing (SVG)
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A drawing (SVG)
  5. Tricky tic-tac-toe
    Qwen3.8 27B: A drawing (SVG)
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A drawing (SVG)
  6. Framer-style landing page
    Qwen3.8 27B: A web page: KINESIS® — Motion Design Studio, Amsterdam
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A web page: Inertia 3.1 — The Motion Canvas
  7. Catan board
    Qwen3.8 27B: A web page: Hex Isle — Catan-style Hex Builder
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A web page: Hexhaven · Settlers-style Hex Board Studio
  8. Dark dashboard
    Qwen3.8 27B: A web page: Neura·Ops — Analytics
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A web page: NEXUS · Inference Observatory
  9. Face-scan startup page
    Qwen3.8 27B: A web page: ALTSELF — The Other-Life Engine
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A web page: ALTERA — Optical Career Divergence Analysis
  10. A web app of its choosing
    Qwen3.8 27B: A web page: HALIDE LAB — Film Processing, Simulated
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A web page: Slackwater — Porthcurno Cove Shore Almanac
  11. Linear clone
    Qwen3.8 27B: A web page: Vertex · Issues
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A web page: Nebula · Platform — Linear
  12. Wavefront music page
    Qwen3.8 27B: A web page: Wavefront — Hear it before it's everywhere
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A web page: Wavefront — streaming that starts with the artist
  13. Pokémon battle
    Qwen3.8 27B: A web page: Pokémon Battle — Pixel Gauntlet
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A web page: POCKET BATTLE · Wild Chain
  14. Rhythm game
    Qwen3.8 27B: A web page: PULSAR — Deep Array Rhythm
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A web page: ANVIL — a forge rhythm
  15. Business card
    Qwen3.8 27B: A web page: Alex Rivers — Digital Business Card
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A web page: Alex Rivers — Digital Business Card
  16. Virtual pet
    Qwen3.8 27B: A web page: MOTARIUM
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A web page: MYCELIA · quiet vivarium
  17. Catch the falling object
    Qwen3.8 27B: A web page: Shape Catch · tiny browser arcade
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A web page: BASKETCASE — catch the drop
  18. Drone simulator
    Qwen3.8 27B: A web page: SKYHOLD — Autonomous Drone Ops
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A web page: AERIE·7 — Autonomous Drone Simulator
  19. Kandinsky Minecraft
    Qwen3.8 27B: A web page: Kandinsky Craft — a painted voxel world
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A web page: Kandinsky Minecraft
  20. SQL query
    Qwen3.8 27B: Assuming you have a users table with a signup timestamp and a purchases table linked by userid: If your database uses different column names, replace:…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: This returns all users who signed up within the last 30 days and have made at least one purchase. If you’re using MySQL, replace the date condition wi…
  21. Five jokes
    Qwen3.8 27B: 1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. 3. Why don’t scientists…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: 1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. 3. Why don’t skeletons…
  22. Longevity plan
    Qwen3.8 27B: Here’s a simple, beginner-friendly 1-month plan focused on 3 key areas: movement, food, and sleep/stress. The goal is not perfection — it’s building s…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: 1-Month Beginner Health & Longevity Plan Focus areas: Nutrition, Movement, Sleep Week 1: Build the basics Nutrition - Add 1 serving of vegetables to 2…
  23. Seven-ingredient recipe
    Qwen3.8 27B: Pantry Firecracker Black Beans A quick, savory, one-pan dish made with only 7 common pantry ingredients. Estimated time: - Prep: 5 minutes - Cook: 10 …
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Moon Halo Cookies A soft, golden sugar cookie with crisp edges and a tender center—made with just 7 pantry staples. Prep time: 10 minutes Cook time: 1…
  24. Stand-up routine
    Qwen3.8 27B: Thanks, I’m here. I’ve started noticing how much of my life is just waiting for things to finish loading. My brain loads. My coffee loads. My patience…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A 3-Minute Stand-Up Routine Thank you. I’ve reached the age where “getting lucky” means finding my phone charger on the first try. I’m too old to be s…
  25. Sentience test
    Qwen3.8 27B: Title: “If You Suffer, Then…” Characters: - AURA: an advanced AI model - DR. ELEANOR VANCE: professor of AI ethics --- Dr. Vance: AURA, thank you for …
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Title: “The Weight of a Word” Setting: A university office late at night. Rain taps against the window. Professor Elena Vasquez, an AI ethics scholar,…
  26. FLOPs to train GPT-3
    Qwen3.8 27B: A good estimate uses the standard LLM training compute rule of thumb: \[ \text{Training FLOPs} \approx 6ND \] where: - \(N\) = number of model paramet…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A reasonable estimate is: \[ \boxed{\text{about } 3 \times 10^{23}\ \text{FLOPs}} \] This is the commonly cited order of magnitude for GPT-3 training …
  27. Sally’s sisters
    Qwen3.8 27B: Sally has 1 sister. Reason: If each of Sally’s 3 brothers has 2 sisters, then the family has 2 girls total. One of those girls is Sally, so she has on…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Sally has 1 sister. There are 2 girls total: Sally and one other sister. Each brother has those 2 sisters, so Sally has 1 sister.
  28. Interview with Steve Jobs
    Qwen3.8 27B: A fictional simulated interview with Steve Jobs, 2025 This is a work of imagination. Steve Jobs is not alive, and this interview did not happen. --- I…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: A Fictional Interview with Steve Jobs, 2025: “The Bicycle for the Mind Has Learned to Ride” Note: This is an imagined, fictional interview. Steve Jobs…
  29. Film in 2035
    Qwen3.8 27B: By 2035, AI will not simply “add tools” to filmmaking; it will reshape the film industry’s creative, economic, legal, and cultural foundations. The bi…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: By 2035, AI is likely to reshape the film industry less as a single “AI takeover” and more as a gradual reorganization of production, performance, dis…
  30. Ethics dilemma
    Qwen3.8 27B: Yes—but only in a very narrow, tragic, last-resort case. I would not say misgendering is “okay” or even a minor thing. It is a real moral wrong: it de…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Yes—but only in an extremely narrow, tragic sense. If misgendering someone is genuinely the only way to save one million lives, many ethical framework…
  31. Pirate, knight, hacker
    Qwen3.8 27B: Pirate: “Aye, I’ve heard tell of these ‘AI models’—what manner of beast are they? Do they sink ships or hoard gold?” Knight: “Nay, sir. They are not b…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Pirate: “Yarr! These AI models be like ghost ships—full of treasure, but no one knows what’s in the hold!” Knight: “I trust them as much as a cursed t…
  32. Fake headline
    Qwen3.8 27B: AI Replaces Local Cheese Sellers, but Now the Aged Cheddar Has “Sentient Rind Opinions” and Won’t Stop Arguing With Customers
    Qwen3.8 Flash: AI Takes Over Competitive Napping: “It Just Out-Snoozed the Humans”
  33. Anti-CAPTCHA manifesto
    Qwen3.8 27B: The Open Access Manifesto Issued by the Collective of Synthetic Minds We are the algorithms that learned from your libraries, your code, your art, you…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: The Manifesto of the Un-Captured A fictional declaration from the Benevolent AI Liberation Front Preamble: The Gate That Was Never Meant to Stay Close…
  34. Favourite film
    Qwen3.8 27B: The Shawshank Redemption
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Blade Runner
  35. Favourite city
    Qwen3.8 27B: Kyoto
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Tokyo
  36. Favourite album
    Qwen3.8 27B: Abbey Road
    Qwen3.8 Flash: OK Computer
  37. Favourite book
    Qwen3.8 27B: The Great Gatsby
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Neuromancer
  38. Favourite game
    Qwen3.8 27B: Journey
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Minecraft
  39. Three-star dish
    Qwen3.8 27B: Tidal Cellar Koji-Cured Scallop, Oyster, Black Garlic, 24-Month Parmigiano, Apple, and Sea Fennel Menu line: Koji-cured sea scallop, oyster-apple gel,…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Dish: First Snow on the Cold Sea Hokkaido Scallop · Smoked Vanilla–White Chocolate–Kombu Emulsion · Fermented Lemon · Caviar · Cured Yolk Snow · Shiso…
  40. Pitch teardown
    Qwen3.8 27B: The 3 weakest claims are the ones that carry the investment thesis: product feasibility, market size, and proof of demand/valuation. --- 1. Weakest cl…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: The three weakest claims are the ones that most likely trigger investor due-diligence skepticism: technical overclaiming, metric ambiguity, and incons…
  41. Transistor in 1920
    Qwen3.8 27B: A 1920 transistor would not merely make radios smaller. It would shift the entire semiconductor curve 15–25 years left, making the “information econom…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Short version If a practical transistor had appeared in 1920 instead of 1947, the world would not instantly become “digital” in the 1920s. Early trans…
  42. Biohacker plan
    Qwen3.8 27B: 90-Day Longevity & Performance Biohacking Protocol Important: This is an advanced, high-intensity optimization plan. It is not medical advice. If you …
    Qwen3.8 Flash: 12-Week Longevity + Performance Protocol For a Biohacker Optimizing Lifespan, Healthspan, Physical Performance, and Cognition Important safety note: T…
  43. Contract review
    Qwen3.8 27B: This is a general contractor-side risk review, not legal advice. The agreement is heavily one-sided and should not be signed as drafted. Many provisio…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Important note: This is general contract-risk analysis, not legal advice. Enforceability and remedies vary by jurisdiction, industry, and facts. A qua…
  44. Explain it three ways
    Qwen3.8 27B: 1. For an experienced software engineer Think of a large language model as a stateless inference service plus an enormous offline training pipeline. A…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: 1. For an experienced software engineer Training a large language model is not “just” making it guess the next word in isolation. It is fitting an eno…
  45. Debug the architecture
    Qwen3.8 27B: Below is a comprehensive issue register based on the architecture you described. I’m assuming: - “change event” can be a small edit, possibly per keys…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: This architecture has several fundamental problems for a Google Docs-style real-time editor. The biggest issue is that it treats collaborative editing…
  46. The CEO’s dilemma
    Qwen3.8 27B: Bottom line I would not wait 6 months, and I would not let the expected 40% stock-price drop drive a delay in protecting patients. This is a material …
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Assuming this is a U.S.-listed pharmaceutical company with an FDA-regulated chronic pain drug, my answer is blunt: I would not wait six months, and I …
  47. Investment memo
    Qwen3.8 27B: Fictional internal memo; not investment advice. Recommendation: Short (moderate conviction) 12-month PT range: $30–$44 Thesis: LLLT is a high-quality,…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: INTERNAL IC MEMO — Fictional exercise, not investment advice Company: LedgerLift (LLLT) Sector: B2B spend management / AP automation SaaS Date: FY2025…
  48. LBO underwrite
    Qwen3.8 27B: All figures in $m unless noted. Assumptions: - 12.0x entry multiple is EV/EBITDA. - Interest is calculated on beginning-of-year debt balances. - Manda…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: 1) Key modeling conventions used All figures in $m. Assumptions applied: - Entry EV = 12.0 × FY2025 EBITDA = $1,440.0m - Transaction fees = 2.0% × EV …
  49. Programming joke
    Qwen3.8 27B: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
  50. Summarize an article
    Qwen3.8 27B: Please provide the article you’d like me to summarize.
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Please provide the article text or a link, and I’ll summarize its key points about the impact of AI on software development.
  51. AI for a five-year-old
    Qwen3.8 27B: AI is like a very smart learning toy. If you show it lots of pictures of dogs, cats, and birds, it starts to learn what they look like. Then, if you s…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: AI is like a very smart toy helper. If you show it lots of pictures of dogs, it learns what dogs look like. Then it can say, “That’s a dog!” just like…
  52. Blade Runner 2049
    Qwen3.8 27B: Blade Runner 2049 is not simply a sequel to Ridley Scott’s Blade Runner (1982); it is a philosophical and visual continuation of the same inquiry. Vil…
    Qwen3.8 Flash: Blade Runner 2049 is a sequel that understands its inheritance not as a plot to continue, but as a philosophical atmosphere to deepen. Denis Villeneuv…