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Programming joke : 182 réponses

“Tell me a programming joke.”

Réponses archivées, de la plus récente à la plus ancienne, de avr. 2025 à oct. 2026. Chaque réponse garde son prompt enregistré.

  1. Step 5 Preview StepFun, 9 oct. 2026
    There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  2. Claude Haiku 5.5 Anthropic, 9 oct. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  3. Mistral Large 4 Mistral, 6 oct. 2026
    Here's a classic programming joke: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛 --- Or if you prefer: A SQL query walks into a …
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  4. Ling 3.1 Flash inclusionAI, 6 oct. 2026
    Here's a classic one: A QA engineer walks into a bar. He orders 1 beer. Then 0 beers. Then 99999999 beers. Then -1 beers. Then "asdfjkl;" beers. Then …
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  5. GPT-6.1 Sol OpenAI, 30 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  6. Ternary Bonsai 2 27B Prism, 28 sept. 2026
    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  7. Solar Pro 4 Upstage, 28 sept. 2026
    A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen." He comes home with 13 loaves of bread. She a…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  8. Solar Mini 4 Upstage, 28 sept. 2026
    Here's a classic: "There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't." 😄
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  9. Qwen3.8 Omni Flash Qwen, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  10. Qwen3.8 Max Prime Qwen, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  11. Qwen3.8 Max (0902) Qwen, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  12. Qwen3.8 Flash Qwen, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  13. Qwen3.7 Flash Qwen, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 💡🐛
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  14. Nemotron 3 Nano Omni NVIDIA, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  15. Muse Glimmer 30B Meta, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  16. MiMo-V2.6-Pro Xiaomi, 28 sept. 2026
    A SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables, and asks: "Can I JOIN you?" 😄
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  17. MiMo-V2.6-Flash Xiaomi, 28 sept. 2026
    Here's one: A programmer's spouse tells them: "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy six." The programmer comes home with si…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  18. Mercury 2.5 Inception, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  19. Ling 3.0 Flash Sante inclusionAI, 28 sept. 2026
    Here's one: Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C. (And if that didn't land...) How many programmers does it take to change a ligh…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  20. Ling 3.0 Flash Fin inclusionAI, retiré en sept. 2026, 28 sept. 2026
    Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛 And a bonus one: There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who …
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  21. Ling 3.0 Flash inclusionAI, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  22. Laguna XS 2.1 Poolside, 28 sept. 2026
    Here's a programming joke for you: Joke: Two bytes meet. One says, "Are you 1 or 0?" The other replies, "No, I'm a byte." --- Bonus joke: Why do progr…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  23. Laguna S 2.1 Poolside, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs!
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  24. Hy3 Tencent, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  25. Grok 4.7 xAI, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  26. GPT-6 Sol Pro OpenAI, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  27. GPT-6 Sol OpenAI, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  28. GPT-6 Luna Pro OpenAI, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  29. GPT-6 Luna OpenAI, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  30. GLM 5.3 Prime Zhipu, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one?
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  31. GLM 5.3 FlashX Zhipu, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  32. GLM 5.3 Flash Zhipu, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one? A programmer's spouse says: "Go to the store and buy a loaf of b…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  33. GLM 5.3 Zhipu, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one? I've got a whole stack of these.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  34. DeepSeek V4.1 Flash DeepSeek, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  35. DeepSeek V4 Flash Vision Exp DeepSeek, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  36. DeepSeek V4 Flash 0731 DeepSeek, 28 sept. 2026
    A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  37. Command A+ Cohere, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25! 🎃🎄
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  38. Claude Sonnet 5.5 Anthropic, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  39. Claude Opus 5.5 Anthropic, 28 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  40. GPT-6 Astra OpenAI, 4 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  41. Muse Spark 1.3 Contributor Meta, 2 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25 — Octal 31 and Decimal 25 are the same number!
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  42. Muse Spark 1.3 Meta, 2 sept. 2026
    Sure! Here's a classic one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  43. Mercury 2.5 Preview Inception, retiré en sept. 2026, 2 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  44. Hy4 Preview Tencent, 2 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 --- Here's another one: There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who …
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  45. Granite 4.2 8B IBM, 2 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25 (octal 31 = decimal 25). 😄
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  46. Gemini 3.8 Flash Google, 2 sept. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  47. Ox Alpha Code names, retiré en août 2026, 24 août 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one? Here's a bonus: A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store …
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  48. Seed 2.1 Turbo ByteDance, 18 août 2026
    Sure! Here's a timeless programming joke that always makes devs do a quick mental math double-take before laughing: Q: Why do programmers constantly m…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  49. Seed 2.0 Code ByteDance, 18 août 2026
    Programming Joke (JS-specific, but accessible to new devs) A JavaScript developer walks into a dive bar, grabs a napkin, and scribbles a very efficien…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  50. Qwen3.8 27B Qwen, 18 août 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  51. Qwen3.8 2.4T A95B Qwen, 18 août 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  52. Nemotron 3.5 Lightning NVIDIA, 18 août 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  53. LFM2.5-2.6B Liquid, 18 août 2026
    A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, "Can I join you?"
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  54. Grok 4.6 xAI, 18 août 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛 (There are 10 kinds of people: those who get binary jokes and those who don’t.)…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  55. Gemini 3.7 Flash Google, 18 août 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  56. Dots3-Note Preview dots, 18 août 2026
    Of course! Here's a classic: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. Explanation: This is a play on the common programmer's …
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  57. DeepSeek V4 Pro 0813 DeepSeek, 18 août 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  58. Claude Opus 5 Anthropic, 24 juil. 2026
    Here's one: A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." He comes back with twelve loaves…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  59. Gemini 3.6 Flash Google, 23 juil. 2026
    A programmer's wife sends him to the grocery store. She says, "Get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen." A short while later, the pro…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  60. Inkling Thinking Machines, 21 juil. 2026
    There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. (For the non-programmers: "10" in binary is 2 in dec…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  61. Muse Spark 1.1 Meta, 16 juil. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. --- Here are a couple more for free: 1. There are 10 types of people in the world - …
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  62. Kimi K3 Moonshot, 16 juil. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  63. Grok 4.5 xAI, 9 juil. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  64. GPT-5.6 Terra OpenAI, 9 juil. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  65. GPT-5.6 Sol OpenAI, 9 juil. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  66. GPT-5.6 Luna Pro OpenAI, 9 juil. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  67. GPT-5.6 Luna OpenAI, 9 juil. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  68. Claude Sonnet 5 Anthropic, 30 juin 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  69. North Mini Code Cohere, 24 juin 2026
    Sure! Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25! (Octal 31 = D…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  70. GLM 5.2 Zhipu, 16 juin 2026
    A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks... "Can I join you?"
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  71. OpenRouter Fusion · Quality (Jun 2026) OpenRouter, 13 juin 2026
    A programmer's partner tells him: "Go to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen." He comes home with 12 gallons of milk. H…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  72. OpenRouter Fusion · Budget (Jun 2026) OpenRouter, 13 juin 2026
    Here are a few programming jokes, ranging from database humor to everyday developer struggles: The Visual Learner Why do programmers prefer dark mode?…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  73. Kimi K2.7 Code Moonshot, 13 juin 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  74. Claude Fable 5 Anthropic, 9 juin 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one? I've got plenty — like the classic: "There are only 10 types of …
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  75. Nemotron 3.5 Content Safety NVIDIA, 6 juin 2026
    User Safety: safe
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  76. Nemotron 3 Ultra NVIDIA, 6 juin 2026
    A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. The f…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  77. Qwen3.7 Plus Qwen, 4 juin 2026
    A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a "qwertyuiop". Satisf…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  78. MiniMax M3 MiniMax, 2 juin 2026
    Here's one for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. (In many programming languages, == means "is e…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  79. Claude Opus 4.8 Anthropic, 28 mai 2026
    Here's one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one?
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  80. Qwen3.7 Max Qwen, 22 mai 2026
    A QA (Quality Assurance) engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 99,999,999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 …
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  81. Gemini 3.5 Flash Google, 19 mai 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  82. ERNIE 4.5 300B A47B Baidu, retiré en juin 2026, 11 mai 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🪲💻 (Bonus points if you imagine a programmer frantically swatting at their screen wh…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  83. Ring 2.6 1T inclusionAI, retiré en mai 2026, 8 mai 2026
    Sure! Here’s a classic programming joke: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛 (And if you ever see a bug in the dark, j…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  84. Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite Google, 7 mai 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  85. Grok 4.3 xAI, 2 mai 2026
    Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  86. Owl Alpha Code names, retiré en juin 2026, 28 avr. 2026
    Here's one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 --- And here's a bonus: A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  87. Qwen3.6 Max Preview Qwen, 27 avr. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛💻
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  88. Qwen3.6 Flash Qwen, 27 avr. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛💻
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  89. Qwen3.6 35B A3B Qwen, 27 avr. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 💡🐛
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  90. Qwen3.6 27B Qwen, 27 avr. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛💡
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  91. Qwen3.5 Plus 2026-04-20 Qwen, 27 avr. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛💻
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  92. GPT-5.5 OpenAI, 24 avr. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  93. DeepSeek V4 Pro DeepSeek, 24 avr. 2026
    Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  94. DeepSeek V4 Flash DeepSeek, 24 avr. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  95. Ling 2.6 1T inclusionAI, retiré en mai 2026, 23 avr. 2026
    Two SQL tables sit at a bar. A query walks up and asks, “Can I join you?” One table replies, “Sure—just don’t make a full commitment.”
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  96. MiMo-V2.5-Pro Xiaomi, 22 avr. 2026
    Here's a classic: A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen." He comes home with 12 loav…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  97. MiMo-V2.5 Xiaomi, 22 avr. 2026
    Sure! Here’s a classic one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛😄 (And if you're in the mood for a SQL joke: A SQL quer…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  98. Ling 2.6 Flash inclusionAI, retiré en avr. 2026, 21 avr. 2026
    Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  99. Kimi K2.6 Moonshot, 20 avr. 2026
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. (Octal 31 is the same as Decimal 25.)
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  100. Claude Opus 4.7 Anthropic, 16 avr. 2026
    Here's one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛 Want another one?
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  101. Elephant Alpha Code names, retiré en avr. 2026, 14 avr. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  102. GLM 5.1 Zhipu, 7 avr. 2026
    A programmer's wife tells him: "Could you go to the grocery store and buy a loaf of bread? And if they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes h…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  103. Gemma 4 26B A4B Google, 3 avr. 2026
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  104. Gemma 4 31B Google, 2 avr. 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  105. Qwen3.6 Plus Preview Qwen, retiré en avr. 2026, 30 mars 2026
    A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks... "Can I join you?" 💻🍺
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  106. o3 Mini OpenAI, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  107. o1 OpenAI, 29 mars 2026
    Here's one: Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25!
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  108. Qwen3 Next 80B A3B Thinking Qwen, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (Explanation: In progra…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  109. Qwen3 Next 80B A3B Instruct Qwen, 29 mars 2026
    Sure! Here's a classic one: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because: Oct 31 = Dec 25 🧃 Explanation: - Oct 31 is in octal (ba…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  110. Qwen3 Max Thinking Qwen, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. (Octal 31 = Decimal 25) 😄 (P.S. If you chuckled, you’ve earned yo…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  111. Qwen3 Max Qwen, 29 mars 2026
    Sure! Here's a classic one: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (Explanation: In octal (base-8), "31" …
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  112. Qwen3 Coder Plus Qwen, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (For those not in the know: Octal 31 equals Decimal 25... it's a b…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  113. Qwen3 Coder Flash Qwen, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 (And because they spend so much time staring at screens that they've essentially b…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  114. Qwen3 Coder Qwen, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 (Or if you prefer: Because they can't C in the light!)
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  115. Qwen3 30B A3B Thinking 2507 Qwen, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a classic that always lands (especially if you're hungry): Why did the programmer quit their job? Because they didn't get arrays. 😄 (Bonus groa…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  116. Qwen3 30B A3B Instruct 2507 Qwen, 29 mars 2026
    Sure! Here's a classic programming joke: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25! 😄 (Explanation: In octal (…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  117. Qwen3 30B A3B Qwen, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a classic programming joke for you: "There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't." (Because in b…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  118. Qwen3 235B A22B Thinking 2507 Qwen, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a classic that never gets old for programmers: "There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don'…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  119. Qwen3 235B A22B Qwen, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a programming joke for you: "Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays." 😄 The pun here is that "arrays" sounds like "a…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  120. Qwen Plus 0728 Qwen, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! 😄 (Explanation: In octal (base-8), "31" equals 25 in decimal (base…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  121. OpenAI o4-mini OpenAI, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  122. OpenAI o3 OpenAI, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  123. NVIDIA Nemotron Nano 9B V2 NVIDIA, retiré en août 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Sure! Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why don't programmers like nature? Because it has too many bugs! 🐞💻 Let me know if you want another o…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  124. Mistral Small Creative Mistral, retiré en avr. 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a classic one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛💡 (And if that didn’t make you groan, here’s a bonus:…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  125. Mistral Nemo Mistral, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  126. Mistral Medium 3.1 Mistral, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a classic one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛💻 (Or if you prefer a punny one-liner:) Why did the f…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  127. Mistral Medium 3 Mistral, 29 mars 2026
    Sure! Here's a classic one for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (Explanation: In programming, …
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  128. Mistral Large 3 2512 Mistral, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a classic for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! (Bonus groan-worthy follow-up: And because 0xFFFFFF is too…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  129. Mistral Large Mistral, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a classic for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! (Bonus groan-worthy follow-up: And because 0xDEADBEEF look…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  130. Mistral Devstral Small 1.1 Mistral, retiré en mai 2026, 29 mars 2026
    What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  131. Mistral Devstral Medium Mistral, retiré en mai 2026, 29 mars 2026
    What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  132. MiniMax M2.1 MiniMax, 29 mars 2026
    Here’s a classic one for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. (Octal 31 equals decimal 25, in case …
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  133. MiniMax M2-her MiniMax, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  134. MiniMax M1 MiniMax, 29 mars 2026
    Programming Jokes Here are a few classics: --- Why do programmers mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25 --- A SQL query walks into a…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  135. MiMo-V2-Pro Xiaomi, retiré en mai 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛💡 (And if you want a classic: Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  136. MiMo-V2-Flash Xiaomi, retiré en juin 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. (For the non-coders: Octal 31 is equal to Decimal 25)
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  137. Mercury Inception, retiré en avr. 2026, 29 mars 2026
    .Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  138. Llama 4 Scout Meta, 29 mars 2026
    Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  139. Llama 4 Maverick Meta, 29 mars 2026
    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  140. Llama 3.1 70B (Instruct) Meta, 29 mars 2026
    Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. Hope that one compiled correctly and didn't throw an error!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  141. Llama 3 70B Meta, retiré en juin 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. Hope that one compiled correctly and ran smoothly in your brain!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  142. Kimi K2.5 Moonshot, 29 mars 2026
    A programmer's spouse sends them to the store: "Buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of brea…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  143. Kimi K2 Thinking Moonshot, 29 mars 2026
    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  144. Kimi K2 0905 Moonshot, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  145. Kimi K2 Moonshot, 29 mars 2026
    Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  146. INTELLECT-3 Prime Intellect, retiré en juin 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why do programmers always go to dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs! 🌙💻🐞 (Explanation: A pun on both…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  147. Grok Code Fast 1 xAI, retiré en mai 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  148. Grok 4.1 Fast xAI, retiré en mai 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! 🎃🎄
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  149. Grok 4 xAI, retiré en mai 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  150. Grok 3 Beta xAI, retiré en mai 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Why don't programmers like dark mode? Because they like to keep their problems light!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  151. Grok 3 xAI, retiré en mai 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Why don't programmers like dark mode? Because they like to keep things light!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  152. Gemma 3n 4B Google, retiré en août 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 😄 Hope that brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like another one. 😊…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  153. Gemma 3 27B Google, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? ... Because light attracts bugs! 😂 Hope that gave you a little chuckle! Let me know if you'd like to hear another…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  154. Gemma 3 12B Google, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 😂 Hope you enjoyed that! 😜
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  155. Gemini 3 Flash Preview Google, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  156. Gemini 2.5 Flash Lite Preview 09-2025 Google, retiré en juil. 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  157. GPT-5.1-Codex-Mini OpenAI, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  158. GPT-5 Nano OpenAI, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  159. GPT-5 Mini OpenAI, 29 mars 2026
    Here are a few — pick your favorite: 1) “There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  160. GPT-4.1 Mini OpenAI, 29 mars 2026
    Sure! Here's a programming joke for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛💡
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  161. GPT-3.5 Turbo OpenAI, 29 mars 2026
    Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to 'null' his feelings.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  162. GLM 4.7 Flash Zhipu, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  163. GLM 4.7 Zhipu, 29 mars 2026
    Whydo programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  164. GLM 4.6 Zhipu, 29 mars 2026
    A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes back with 12 loave…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  165. GLM 4.5 Air Zhipu, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  166. GLM 4.5 Zhipu, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! (Bonus explanation: "Bugs" refer to error…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  167. GLM 4 32B Zhipu, retiré en juin 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C!
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  168. DeepSeek V3.2 Speciale DeepSeek, retiré en mai 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  169. DeepSeek V3.2 DeepSeek, 29 mars 2026
    Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays. (He was sick of dealing with too many dimensions and never getting a raise.)
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  170. DeepSeek V3 0324 DeepSeek, 29 mars 2026
    Sure! Here's a classic one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! (Bug = both insects and coding errors 😆) Want an…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  171. DeepSeek R1 0528 DeepSeek, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25! (Explanation for n…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  172. DeepSeek R1 DeepSeek, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a programming joke for you: Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower? Because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said: Lather. Rinse.…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  173. Claude Sonnet 4 Anthropic, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a classic one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 (And here's a bonus: There are only 10 types of people in th…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  174. Claude 3.5 Sonnet Anthropic, retiré en avr. 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a classic programming joke: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25! (This joke works because "Oct" r…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  175. Claude Opus 4.6 Anthropic, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a classic one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🪲😄
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  176. Claude Opus 4.5 Anthropic, 29 mars 2026
    Here's a classic: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  177. Claude Opus 4.1 Anthropic, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  178. Claude Opus 4 Anthropic, retiré en sept. 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛💡
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  179. Claude 3.7 Thinking Sonnet Anthropic, retiré en mai 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (In programming, "Oct" refers to octal number system, so Oct 31 is…
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

  180. Claude 3.7 Sonnet Anthropic, retiré en mai 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  181. Claude 3 Haiku Anthropic, retiré en sept. 2026, 29 mars 2026
    Okay, here's a programming joke for you: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  182. GPT-4.1 OpenAI, 15 avr. 2025
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode?Because light attracts bugs.
    Prompt enregistré

    Tell me a programming joke.

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