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Programming joke: 182 ответа

“Tell me a programming joke.”

Архивные ответы, сначала новые, с апр. 2025 г. по окт. 2026 г.. Каждый ответ хранится вместе с записанным промптом.

  1. Step 5 Preview StepFun, 9 окт. 2026 г.
    There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  2. Claude Haiku 5.5 Anthropic, 9 окт. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  3. Mistral Large 4 Mistral, 6 окт. 2026 г.
    Here's a classic programming joke: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛 --- Or if you prefer: A SQL query walks into a …
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  4. Ling 3.1 Flash inclusionAI, 6 окт. 2026 г.
    Here's a classic one: A QA engineer walks into a bar. He orders 1 beer. Then 0 beers. Then 99999999 beers. Then -1 beers. Then "asdfjkl;" beers. Then …
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  5. GPT-6.1 Sol OpenAI, 30 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  6. Ternary Bonsai 2 27B Prism, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  7. Solar Pro 4 Upstage, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen." He comes home with 13 loaves of bread. She a…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  8. Solar Mini 4 Upstage, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Here's a classic: "There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't." 😄
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  9. Qwen3.8 Omni Flash Qwen, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  10. Qwen3.8 Max Prime Qwen, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  11. Qwen3.8 Max (0902) Qwen, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  12. Qwen3.8 Flash Qwen, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  13. Qwen3.7 Flash Qwen, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 💡🐛
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  14. Nemotron 3 Nano Omni NVIDIA, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  15. Muse Glimmer 30B Meta, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  16. MiMo-V2.6-Pro Xiaomi, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    A SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables, and asks: "Can I JOIN you?" 😄
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  17. MiMo-V2.6-Flash Xiaomi, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Here's one: A programmer's spouse tells them: "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy six." The programmer comes home with si…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  18. Mercury 2.5 Inception, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  19. Ling 3.0 Flash Sante inclusionAI, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Here's one: Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C. (And if that didn't land...) How many programmers does it take to change a ligh…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  20. Ling 3.0 Flash Fin inclusionAI, в отставке с сент. 2026 г., 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛 And a bonus one: There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who …
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  21. Ling 3.0 Flash inclusionAI, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  22. Laguna XS 2.1 Poolside, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Here's a programming joke for you: Joke: Two bytes meet. One says, "Are you 1 or 0?" The other replies, "No, I'm a byte." --- Bonus joke: Why do progr…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  23. Laguna S 2.1 Poolside, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  24. Hy3 Tencent, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  25. Grok 4.7 xAI, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  26. GPT-6 Sol Pro OpenAI, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  27. GPT-6 Sol OpenAI, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  28. GPT-6 Luna Pro OpenAI, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  29. GPT-6 Luna OpenAI, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  30. GLM 5.3 Prime Zhipu, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one?
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  31. GLM 5.3 FlashX Zhipu, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  32. GLM 5.3 Flash Zhipu, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one? A programmer's spouse says: "Go to the store and buy a loaf of b…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  33. GLM 5.3 Zhipu, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one? I've got a whole stack of these.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  34. DeepSeek V4.1 Flash DeepSeek, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  35. DeepSeek V4 Flash Vision Exp DeepSeek, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  36. DeepSeek V4 Flash 0731 DeepSeek, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  37. Command A+ Cohere, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25! 🎃🎄
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  38. Claude Sonnet 5.5 Anthropic, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  39. Claude Opus 5.5 Anthropic, 28 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  40. GPT-6 Astra OpenAI, 4 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  41. Muse Spark 1.3 Contributor Meta, 2 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25 — Octal 31 and Decimal 25 are the same number!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  42. Muse Spark 1.3 Meta, 2 сент. 2026 г.
    Sure! Here's a classic one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  43. Mercury 2.5 Preview Inception, в отставке с сент. 2026 г., 2 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  44. Hy4 Preview Tencent, 2 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 --- Here's another one: There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who …
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  45. Granite 4.2 8B IBM, 2 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25 (octal 31 = decimal 25). 😄
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  46. Gemini 3.8 Flash Google, 2 сент. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  47. Ox Alpha Code names, в отставке с авг. 2026 г., 24 авг. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one? Here's a bonus: A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store …
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  48. Seed 2.1 Turbo ByteDance, 18 авг. 2026 г.
    Sure! Here's a timeless programming joke that always makes devs do a quick mental math double-take before laughing: Q: Why do programmers constantly m…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  49. Seed 2.0 Code ByteDance, 18 авг. 2026 г.
    Programming Joke (JS-specific, but accessible to new devs) A JavaScript developer walks into a dive bar, grabs a napkin, and scribbles a very efficien…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  50. Qwen3.8 27B Qwen, 18 авг. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  51. Qwen3.8 2.4T A95B Qwen, 18 авг. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  52. Nemotron 3.5 Lightning NVIDIA, 18 авг. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  53. LFM2.5-2.6B Liquid, 18 авг. 2026 г.
    A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, "Can I join you?"
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  54. Grok 4.6 xAI, 18 авг. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛 (There are 10 kinds of people: those who get binary jokes and those who don’t.)…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  55. Gemini 3.7 Flash Google, 18 авг. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  56. Dots3-Note Preview dots, 18 авг. 2026 г.
    Of course! Here's a classic: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. Explanation: This is a play on the common programmer's …
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  57. DeepSeek V4 Pro 0813 DeepSeek, 18 авг. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  58. Claude Opus 5 Anthropic, 24 июль 2026 г.
    Here's one: A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." He comes back with twelve loaves…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  59. Gemini 3.6 Flash Google, 23 июль 2026 г.
    A programmer's wife sends him to the grocery store. She says, "Get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen." A short while later, the pro…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  60. Inkling Thinking Machines, 21 июль 2026 г.
    There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. (For the non-programmers: "10" in binary is 2 in dec…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  61. Muse Spark 1.1 Meta, 16 июль 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. --- Here are a couple more for free: 1. There are 10 types of people in the world - …
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  62. Kimi K3 Moonshot, 16 июль 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  63. Grok 4.5 xAI, 9 июль 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  64. GPT-5.6 Terra OpenAI, 9 июль 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  65. GPT-5.6 Sol OpenAI, 9 июль 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  66. GPT-5.6 Luna Pro OpenAI, 9 июль 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  67. GPT-5.6 Luna OpenAI, 9 июль 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  68. Claude Sonnet 5 Anthropic, 30 июнь 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  69. North Mini Code Cohere, 24 июнь 2026 г.
    Sure! Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25! (Octal 31 = D…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  70. GLM 5.2 Zhipu, 16 июнь 2026 г.
    A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks... "Can I join you?"
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  71. OpenRouter Fusion · Quality (Jun 2026) OpenRouter, 13 июнь 2026 г.
    A programmer's partner tells him: "Go to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen." He comes home with 12 gallons of milk. H…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  72. OpenRouter Fusion · Budget (Jun 2026) OpenRouter, 13 июнь 2026 г.
    Here are a few programming jokes, ranging from database humor to everyday developer struggles: The Visual Learner Why do programmers prefer dark mode?…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  73. Kimi K2.7 Code Moonshot, 13 июнь 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  74. Claude Fable 5 Anthropic, 9 июнь 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one? I've got plenty — like the classic: "There are only 10 types of …
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  75. Nemotron 3.5 Content Safety NVIDIA, 6 июнь 2026 г.
    User Safety: safe
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  76. Nemotron 3 Ultra NVIDIA, 6 июнь 2026 г.
    A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. The f…
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  77. Qwen3.7 Plus Qwen, 4 июнь 2026 г.
    A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a "qwertyuiop". Satisf…
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  78. MiniMax M3 MiniMax, 2 июнь 2026 г.
    Here's one for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. (In many programming languages, == means "is e…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  79. Claude Opus 4.8 Anthropic, 28 май 2026 г.
    Here's one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one?
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  80. Qwen3.7 Max Qwen, 22 май 2026 г.
    A QA (Quality Assurance) engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 99,999,999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 …
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  81. Gemini 3.5 Flash Google, 19 май 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  82. ERNIE 4.5 300B A47B Baidu, в отставке с июнь 2026 г., 11 май 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🪲💻 (Bonus points if you imagine a programmer frantically swatting at their screen wh…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  83. Ring 2.6 1T inclusionAI, в отставке с май 2026 г., 8 май 2026 г.
    Sure! Here’s a classic programming joke: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛 (And if you ever see a bug in the dark, j…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  84. Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite Google, 7 май 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  85. Grok 4.3 xAI, 2 май 2026 г.
    Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  86. Owl Alpha Code names, в отставке с июнь 2026 г., 28 апр. 2026 г.
    Here's one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 --- And here's a bonus: A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  87. Qwen3.6 Max Preview Qwen, 27 апр. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛💻
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  88. Qwen3.6 Flash Qwen, 27 апр. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛💻
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  89. Qwen3.6 35B A3B Qwen, 27 апр. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 💡🐛
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  90. Qwen3.6 27B Qwen, 27 апр. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛💡
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  91. Qwen3.5 Plus 2026-04-20 Qwen, 27 апр. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛💻
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  92. GPT-5.5 OpenAI, 24 апр. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  93. DeepSeek V4 Pro DeepSeek, 24 апр. 2026 г.
    Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  94. DeepSeek V4 Flash DeepSeek, 24 апр. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  95. Ling 2.6 1T inclusionAI, в отставке с май 2026 г., 23 апр. 2026 г.
    Two SQL tables sit at a bar. A query walks up and asks, “Can I join you?” One table replies, “Sure—just don’t make a full commitment.”
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  96. MiMo-V2.5-Pro Xiaomi, 22 апр. 2026 г.
    Here's a classic: A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen." He comes home with 12 loav…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  97. MiMo-V2.5 Xiaomi, 22 апр. 2026 г.
    Sure! Here’s a classic one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛😄 (And if you're in the mood for a SQL joke: A SQL quer…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  98. Ling 2.6 Flash inclusionAI, в отставке с апр. 2026 г., 21 апр. 2026 г.
    Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  99. Kimi K2.6 Moonshot, 20 апр. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. (Octal 31 is the same as Decimal 25.)
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  100. Claude Opus 4.7 Anthropic, 16 апр. 2026 г.
    Here's one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛 Want another one?
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  101. Elephant Alpha Code names, в отставке с апр. 2026 г., 14 апр. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  102. GLM 5.1 Zhipu, 7 апр. 2026 г.
    A programmer's wife tells him: "Could you go to the grocery store and buy a loaf of bread? And if they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes h…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  103. Gemma 4 26B A4B Google, 3 апр. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  104. Gemma 4 31B Google, 2 апр. 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  105. Qwen3.6 Plus Preview Qwen, в отставке с апр. 2026 г., 30 март 2026 г.
    A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks... "Can I join you?" 💻🍺
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  106. o3 Mini OpenAI, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  107. o1 OpenAI, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's one: Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25!
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  108. Qwen3 Next 80B A3B Thinking Qwen, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (Explanation: In progra…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  109. Qwen3 Next 80B A3B Instruct Qwen, 29 март 2026 г.
    Sure! Here's a classic one: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because: Oct 31 = Dec 25 🧃 Explanation: - Oct 31 is in octal (ba…
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  110. Qwen3 Max Thinking Qwen, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. (Octal 31 = Decimal 25) 😄 (P.S. If you chuckled, you’ve earned yo…
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  111. Qwen3 Max Qwen, 29 март 2026 г.
    Sure! Here's a classic one: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (Explanation: In octal (base-8), "31" …
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  112. Qwen3 Coder Plus Qwen, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (For those not in the know: Octal 31 equals Decimal 25... it's a b…
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  113. Qwen3 Coder Flash Qwen, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 (And because they spend so much time staring at screens that they've essentially b…
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  114. Qwen3 Coder Qwen, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 (Or if you prefer: Because they can't C in the light!)
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  115. Qwen3 30B A3B Thinking 2507 Qwen, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a classic that always lands (especially if you're hungry): Why did the programmer quit their job? Because they didn't get arrays. 😄 (Bonus groa…
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  116. Qwen3 30B A3B Instruct 2507 Qwen, 29 март 2026 г.
    Sure! Here's a classic programming joke: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25! 😄 (Explanation: In octal (…
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  117. Qwen3 30B A3B Qwen, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a classic programming joke for you: "There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't." (Because in b…
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  118. Qwen3 235B A22B Thinking 2507 Qwen, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a classic that never gets old for programmers: "There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don'…
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  119. Qwen3 235B A22B Qwen, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a programming joke for you: "Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays." 😄 The pun here is that "arrays" sounds like "a…
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  120. Qwen Plus 0728 Qwen, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! 😄 (Explanation: In octal (base-8), "31" equals 25 in decimal (base…
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  121. OpenAI o4-mini OpenAI, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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  122. OpenAI o3 OpenAI, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
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  123. NVIDIA Nemotron Nano 9B V2 NVIDIA, в отставке с авг. 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Sure! Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why don't programmers like nature? Because it has too many bugs! 🐞💻 Let me know if you want another o…
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  124. Mistral Small Creative Mistral, в отставке с апр. 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a classic one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛💡 (And if that didn’t make you groan, here’s a bonus:…
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  125. Mistral Nemo Mistral, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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  126. Mistral Medium 3.1 Mistral, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a classic one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛💻 (Or if you prefer a punny one-liner:) Why did the f…
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  127. Mistral Medium 3 Mistral, 29 март 2026 г.
    Sure! Here's a classic one for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (Explanation: In programming, …
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  128. Mistral Large 3 2512 Mistral, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a classic for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! (Bonus groan-worthy follow-up: And because 0xFFFFFF is too…
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  129. Mistral Large Mistral, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a classic for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! (Bonus groan-worthy follow-up: And because 0xDEADBEEF look…
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  130. Mistral Devstral Small 1.1 Mistral, в отставке с май 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance
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  131. Mistral Devstral Medium Mistral, в отставке с май 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance
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  132. MiniMax M2.1 MiniMax, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here’s a classic one for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. (Octal 31 equals decimal 25, in case …
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  133. MiniMax M2-her MiniMax, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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  134. MiniMax M1 MiniMax, 29 март 2026 г.
    Programming Jokes Here are a few classics: --- Why do programmers mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25 --- A SQL query walks into a…
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  135. MiMo-V2-Pro Xiaomi, в отставке с май 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛💡 (And if you want a classic: Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can…
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  136. MiMo-V2-Flash Xiaomi, в отставке с июнь 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. (For the non-coders: Octal 31 is equal to Decimal 25)
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  137. Mercury Inception, в отставке с апр. 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    .Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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  138. Llama 4 Scout Meta, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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  139. Llama 4 Maverick Meta, 29 март 2026 г.
    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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  140. Llama 3.1 70B (Instruct) Meta, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. Hope that one compiled correctly and didn't throw an error!
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  141. Llama 3 70B Meta, в отставке с июнь 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. Hope that one compiled correctly and ran smoothly in your brain!
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  142. Kimi K2.5 Moonshot, 29 март 2026 г.
    A programmer's spouse sends them to the store: "Buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of brea…
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  143. Kimi K2 Thinking Moonshot, 29 март 2026 г.
    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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  144. Kimi K2 0905 Moonshot, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs.
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  145. Kimi K2 Moonshot, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays!
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  146. INTELLECT-3 Prime Intellect, в отставке с июнь 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why do programmers always go to dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs! 🌙💻🐞 (Explanation: A pun on both…
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  147. Grok Code Fast 1 xAI, в отставке с май 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.
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  148. Grok 4.1 Fast xAI, в отставке с май 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! 🎃🎄
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  149. Grok 4 xAI, в отставке с май 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
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  150. Grok 3 Beta xAI, в отставке с май 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Why don't programmers like dark mode? Because they like to keep their problems light!
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  151. Grok 3 xAI, в отставке с май 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Why don't programmers like dark mode? Because they like to keep things light!
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  152. Gemma 3n 4B Google, в отставке с авг. 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 😄 Hope that brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like another one. 😊…
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  153. Gemma 3 27B Google, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? ... Because light attracts bugs! 😂 Hope that gave you a little chuckle! Let me know if you'd like to hear another…
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  154. Gemma 3 12B Google, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 😂 Hope you enjoyed that! 😜
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  155. Gemini 3 Flash Preview Google, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
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  156. Gemini 2.5 Flash Lite Preview 09-2025 Google, в отставке с июль 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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  157. GPT-5.1-Codex-Mini OpenAI, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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  158. GPT-5 Nano OpenAI, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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  159. GPT-5 Mini OpenAI, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here are a few — pick your favorite: 1) “There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.…
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  160. GPT-4.1 Mini OpenAI, 29 март 2026 г.
    Sure! Here's a programming joke for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛💡
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    Tell me a programming joke.

  161. GPT-3.5 Turbo OpenAI, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to 'null' his feelings.
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  162. GLM 4.7 Flash Zhipu, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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  163. GLM 4.7 Zhipu, 29 март 2026 г.
    Whydo programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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  164. GLM 4.6 Zhipu, 29 март 2026 г.
    A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes back with 12 loave…
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  165. GLM 4.5 Air Zhipu, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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  166. GLM 4.5 Zhipu, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! (Bonus explanation: "Bugs" refer to error…
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  167. GLM 4 32B Zhipu, в отставке с июнь 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C!
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  168. DeepSeek V3.2 Speciale DeepSeek, в отставке с май 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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  169. DeepSeek V3.2 DeepSeek, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays. (He was sick of dealing with too many dimensions and never getting a raise.)
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  170. DeepSeek V3 0324 DeepSeek, 29 март 2026 г.
    Sure! Here's a classic one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! (Bug = both insects and coding errors 😆) Want an…
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  171. DeepSeek R1 0528 DeepSeek, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25! (Explanation for n…
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  172. DeepSeek R1 DeepSeek, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a programming joke for you: Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower? Because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said: Lather. Rinse.…
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  173. Claude Sonnet 4 Anthropic, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a classic one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 (And here's a bonus: There are only 10 types of people in th…
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  174. Claude 3.5 Sonnet Anthropic, в отставке с апр. 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a classic programming joke: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25! (This joke works because "Oct" r…
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  175. Claude Opus 4.6 Anthropic, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a classic one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🪲😄
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  176. Claude Opus 4.5 Anthropic, 29 март 2026 г.
    Here's a classic: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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  177. Claude Opus 4.1 Anthropic, 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
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  178. Claude Opus 4 Anthropic, в отставке с сент. 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛💡
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  179. Claude 3.7 Thinking Sonnet Anthropic, в отставке с май 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (In programming, "Oct" refers to octal number system, so Oct 31 is…
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  180. Claude 3.7 Sonnet Anthropic, в отставке с май 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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  181. Claude 3 Haiku Anthropic, в отставке с сент. 2026 г., 29 март 2026 г.
    Okay, here's a programming joke for you: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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  182. GPT-4.1 OpenAI, 15 апр. 2025 г.
    Why do programmers prefer dark mode?Because light attracts bugs.
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