Programming joke：182 个回答

“Tell me a programming joke.”

已存档的回答，从新到旧，从 2025年4月到 2026年10月。每个回答都保留着记录的提示词。

Step 5 Preview StepFun, 2026年10月9日
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Claude Haiku 5.5 Anthropic, 2026年10月9日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Mistral Large 4 Mistral, 2026年10月6日
Here's a classic programming joke: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛 --- Or if you prefer: A SQL query walks into a …
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Ling 3.1 Flash inclusionAI, 2026年10月6日
Here's a classic one: A QA engineer walks into a bar. He orders 1 beer. Then 0 beers. Then 99999999 beers. Then -1 beers. Then "asdfjkl;" beers. Then …
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GPT-6.1 Sol OpenAI, 2026年9月30日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Ternary Bonsai 2 27B Prism, 2026年9月28日
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Solar Pro 4 Upstage, 2026年9月28日
A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen." He comes home with 13 loaves of bread. She a…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Solar Mini 4 Upstage, 2026年9月28日
Here's a classic: "There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't." 😄
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3.8 Omni Flash Qwen, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3.8 Max Prime Qwen, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3.8 Max (0902) Qwen, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3.8 Flash Qwen, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3.7 Flash Qwen, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 💡🐛
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Nemotron 3 Nano Omni NVIDIA, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Muse Glimmer 30B Meta, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
MiMo-V2.6-Pro Xiaomi, 2026年9月28日
A SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables, and asks: "Can I JOIN you?" 😄
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
MiMo-V2.6-Flash Xiaomi, 2026年9月28日
Here's one: A programmer's spouse tells them: "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy six." The programmer comes home with si…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Mercury 2.5 Inception, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Ling 3.0 Flash Sante inclusionAI, 2026年9月28日
Here's one: Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C. (And if that didn't land...) How many programmers does it take to change a ligh…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Ling 3.0 Flash Fin inclusionAI，2026年9月退役, 2026年9月28日
Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛 And a bonus one: There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who …
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Ling 3.0 Flash inclusionAI, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Laguna XS 2.1 Poolside, 2026年9月28日
Here's a programming joke for you: Joke: Two bytes meet. One says, "Are you 1 or 0?" The other replies, "No, I'm a byte." --- Bonus joke: Why do progr…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Laguna S 2.1 Poolside, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs!
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Hy3 Tencent, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Grok 4.7 xAI, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GPT-6 Sol Pro OpenAI, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GPT-6 Sol OpenAI, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GPT-6 Luna Pro OpenAI, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GPT-6 Luna OpenAI, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GLM 5.3 Prime Zhipu, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one?
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GLM 5.3 FlashX Zhipu, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GLM 5.3 Flash Zhipu, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one? A programmer's spouse says: "Go to the store and buy a loaf of b…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GLM 5.3 Zhipu, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one? I've got a whole stack of these.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
DeepSeek V4.1 Flash DeepSeek, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
DeepSeek V4 Flash Vision Exp DeepSeek, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
DeepSeek V4 Flash 0731 DeepSeek, 2026年9月28日
A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and asks: "Can I join you?"
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Command A+ Cohere, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25! 🎃🎄
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Claude Sonnet 5.5 Anthropic, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Claude Opus 5.5 Anthropic, 2026年9月28日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GPT-6 Astra OpenAI, 2026年9月4日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Muse Spark 1.3 Contributor Meta, 2026年9月2日
Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25 — Octal 31 and Decimal 25 are the same number!
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Muse Spark 1.3 Meta, 2026年9月2日
Sure! Here's a classic one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Mercury 2.5 Preview Inception，2026年9月退役, 2026年9月2日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Hy4 Preview Tencent, 2026年9月2日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 --- Here's another one: There are only 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who …
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Granite 4.2 8B IBM, 2026年9月2日
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25 (octal 31 = decimal 25). 😄
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Gemini 3.8 Flash Google, 2026年9月2日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Ox Alpha Code names，2026年8月退役, 2026年8月24日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one? Here's a bonus: A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store …
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Seed 2.1 Turbo ByteDance, 2026年8月18日
Sure! Here's a timeless programming joke that always makes devs do a quick mental math double-take before laughing: Q: Why do programmers constantly m…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Seed 2.0 Code ByteDance, 2026年8月18日
Programming Joke (JS-specific, but accessible to new devs) A JavaScript developer walks into a dive bar, grabs a napkin, and scribbles a very efficien…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3.8 27B Qwen, 2026年8月18日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3.8 2.4T A95B Qwen, 2026年8月18日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Nemotron 3.5 Lightning NVIDIA, 2026年8月18日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
LFM2.5-2.6B Liquid, 2026年8月18日
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, "Can I join you?"
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Grok 4.6 xAI, 2026年8月18日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛 (There are 10 kinds of people: those who get binary jokes and those who don’t.)…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Gemini 3.7 Flash Google, 2026年8月18日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Dots3-Note Preview dots, 2026年8月18日
Of course! Here's a classic: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. Explanation: This is a play on the common programmer's …
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
DeepSeek V4 Pro 0813 DeepSeek, 2026年8月18日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Claude Opus 5 Anthropic, 2026年7月24日
Here's one: A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." He comes back with twelve loaves…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Gemini 3.6 Flash Google, 2026年7月23日
A programmer's wife sends him to the grocery store. She says, "Get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen." A short while later, the pro…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Inkling Thinking Machines, 2026年7月21日
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. (For the non-programmers: "10" in binary is 2 in dec…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Muse Spark 1.1 Meta, 2026年7月16日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. --- Here are a couple more for free: 1. There are 10 types of people in the world - …
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Kimi K3 Moonshot, 2026年7月16日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Grok 4.5 xAI, 2026年7月9日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GPT-5.6 Terra OpenAI, 2026年7月9日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GPT-5.6 Sol OpenAI, 2026年7月9日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GPT-5.6 Luna Pro OpenAI, 2026年7月9日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GPT-5.6 Luna OpenAI, 2026年7月9日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Claude Sonnet 5 Anthropic, 2026年6月30日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
North Mini Code Cohere, 2026年6月24日
Sure! Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25! (Octal 31 = D…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GLM 5.2 Zhipu, 2026年6月16日
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks... "Can I join you?"
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
OpenRouter Fusion · Quality (Jun 2026) OpenRouter, 2026年6月13日
A programmer's partner tells him: "Go to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen." He comes home with 12 gallons of milk. H…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
OpenRouter Fusion · Budget (Jun 2026) OpenRouter, 2026年6月13日
Here are a few programming jokes, ranging from database humor to everyday developer struggles: The Visual Learner Why do programmers prefer dark mode?…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Kimi K2.7 Code Moonshot, 2026年6月13日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Claude Fable 5 Anthropic, 2026年6月9日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one? I've got plenty — like the classic: "There are only 10 types of …
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Nemotron 3.5 Content Safety NVIDIA, 2026年6月6日
User Safety: safe
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Nemotron 3 Ultra NVIDIA, 2026年6月6日
A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. The f…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3.7 Plus Qwen, 2026年6月4日
A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a "qwertyuiop". Satisf…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
MiniMax M3 MiniMax, 2026年6月2日
Here's one for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. (In many programming languages, == means "is e…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Claude Opus 4.8 Anthropic, 2026年5月28日
Here's one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 Want another one?
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3.7 Max Qwen, 2026年5月22日
A QA (Quality Assurance) engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 99,999,999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 …
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Gemini 3.5 Flash Google, 2026年5月19日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
ERNIE 4.5 300B A47B Baidu，2026年6月退役, 2026年5月11日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🪲💻 (Bonus points if you imagine a programmer frantically swatting at their screen wh…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Ring 2.6 1T inclusionAI，2026年5月退役, 2026年5月8日
Sure! Here’s a classic programming joke: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛 (And if you ever see a bug in the dark, j…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite Google, 2026年5月7日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Grok 4.3 xAI, 2026年5月2日
Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Owl Alpha Code names，2026年6月退役, 2026年4月28日
Here's one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 --- And here's a bonus: A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3.6 Max Preview Qwen, 2026年4月27日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛💻
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3.6 Flash Qwen, 2026年4月27日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛💻
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3.6 35B A3B Qwen, 2026年4月27日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 💡🐛
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3.6 27B Qwen, 2026年4月27日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛💡
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3.5 Plus 2026-04-20 Qwen, 2026年4月27日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛💻
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GPT-5.5 OpenAI, 2026年4月24日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
DeepSeek V4 Pro DeepSeek, 2026年4月24日
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
DeepSeek V4 Flash DeepSeek, 2026年4月24日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Ling 2.6 1T inclusionAI，2026年5月退役, 2026年4月23日
Two SQL tables sit at a bar. A query walks up and asks, “Can I join you?” One table replies, “Sure—just don’t make a full commitment.”
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
MiMo-V2.5-Pro Xiaomi, 2026年4月22日
Here's a classic: A programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen." He comes home with 12 loav…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
MiMo-V2.5 Xiaomi, 2026年4月22日
Sure! Here’s a classic one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛😄 (And if you're in the mood for a SQL joke: A SQL quer…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Ling 2.6 Flash inclusionAI，2026年4月退役, 2026年4月21日
Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Kimi K2.6 Moonshot, 2026年4月20日
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. (Octal 31 is the same as Decimal 25.)
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Claude Opus 4.7 Anthropic, 2026年4月16日
Here's one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛 Want another one?
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Elephant Alpha Code names，2026年4月退役, 2026年4月14日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
GLM 5.1 Zhipu, 2026年4月7日
A programmer's wife tells him: "Could you go to the grocery store and buy a loaf of bread? And if they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes h…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Gemma 4 26B A4B Google, 2026年4月3日
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Gemma 4 31B Google, 2026年4月2日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3.6 Plus Preview Qwen，2026年4月退役, 2026年3月30日
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks... "Can I join you?" 💻🍺
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
o3 Mini OpenAI, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
o1 OpenAI, 2026年3月29日
Here's one: Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25!
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3 Next 80B A3B Thinking Qwen, 2026年3月29日
Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (Explanation: In progra…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3 Next 80B A3B Instruct Qwen, 2026年3月29日
Sure! Here's a classic one: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because: Oct 31 = Dec 25 🧃 Explanation: - Oct 31 is in octal (ba…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3 Max Thinking Qwen, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. (Octal 31 = Decimal 25) 😄 (P.S. If you chuckled, you’ve earned yo…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3 Max Qwen, 2026年3月29日
Sure! Here's a classic one: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (Explanation: In octal (base-8), "31" …
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3 Coder Plus Qwen, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (For those not in the know: Octal 31 equals Decimal 25... it's a b…
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Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3 Coder Flash Qwen, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 (And because they spend so much time staring at screens that they've essentially b…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3 Coder Qwen, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 (Or if you prefer: Because they can't C in the light!)
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Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3 30B A3B Thinking 2507 Qwen, 2026年3月29日
Here's a classic that always lands (especially if you're hungry): Why did the programmer quit their job? Because they didn't get arrays. 😄 (Bonus groa…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3 30B A3B Instruct 2507 Qwen, 2026年3月29日
Sure! Here's a classic programming joke: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25! 😄 (Explanation: In octal (…
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Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3 30B A3B Qwen, 2026年3月29日
Here's a classic programming joke for you: "There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't." (Because in b…
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Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3 235B A22B Thinking 2507 Qwen, 2026年3月29日
Here's a classic that never gets old for programmers: "There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don'…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen3 235B A22B Qwen, 2026年3月29日
Here's a programming joke for you: "Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays." 😄 The pun here is that "arrays" sounds like "a…
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Tell me a programming joke.
Qwen Plus 0728 Qwen, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! 😄 (Explanation: In octal (base-8), "31" equals 25 in decimal (base…
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
OpenAI o4-mini OpenAI, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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Tell me a programming joke.
OpenAI o3 OpenAI, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
记录的提示词
Tell me a programming joke.
NVIDIA Nemotron Nano 9B V2 NVIDIA，2026年8月退役, 2026年3月29日
Sure! Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why don't programmers like nature? Because it has too many bugs! 🐞💻 Let me know if you want another o…
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Tell me a programming joke.
Mistral Small Creative Mistral，2026年4月退役, 2026年3月29日
Here's a classic one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛💡 (And if that didn’t make you groan, here’s a bonus:…
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Mistral Nemo Mistral, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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Mistral Medium 3.1 Mistral, 2026年3月29日
Here's a classic one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛💻 (Or if you prefer a punny one-liner:) Why did the f…
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Mistral Medium 3 Mistral, 2026年3月29日
Sure! Here's a classic one for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (Explanation: In programming, …
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Mistral Large 3 2512 Mistral, 2026年3月29日
Here's a classic for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! (Bonus groan-worthy follow-up: And because 0xFFFFFF is too…
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Mistral Large Mistral, 2026年3月29日
Here's a classic for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! (Bonus groan-worthy follow-up: And because 0xDEADBEEF look…
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Mistral Devstral Small 1.1 Mistral，2026年5月退役, 2026年3月29日
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance
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Mistral Devstral Medium Mistral，2026年5月退役, 2026年3月29日
What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance
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MiniMax M2.1 MiniMax, 2026年3月29日
Here’s a classic one for you: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. (Octal 31 equals decimal 25, in case …
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MiniMax M2-her MiniMax, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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MiniMax M1 MiniMax, 2026年3月29日
Programming Jokes Here are a few classics: --- Why do programmers mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25 --- A SQL query walks into a…
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MiMo-V2-Pro Xiaomi，2026年5月退役, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🐛💡 (And if you want a classic: Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can…
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MiMo-V2-Flash Xiaomi，2026年6月退役, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. (For the non-coders: Octal 31 is equal to Decimal 25)
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Mercury Inception，2026年4月退役, 2026年3月29日
.Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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Llama 4 Scout Meta, 2026年3月29日
Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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Llama 4 Maverick Meta, 2026年3月29日
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Llama 3.1 70B (Instruct) Meta, 2026年3月29日
Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. Hope that one compiled correctly and didn't throw an error!
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Llama 3 70B Meta，2026年6月退役, 2026年3月29日
Here's one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. Hope that one compiled correctly and ran smoothly in your brain!
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Kimi K2.5 Moonshot, 2026年3月29日
A programmer's spouse sends them to the store: "Buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of brea…
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Kimi K2 Thinking Moonshot, 2026年3月29日
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
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Kimi K2 0905 Moonshot, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs.
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Kimi K2 Moonshot, 2026年3月29日
Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn’t get arrays!
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INTELLECT-3 Prime Intellect，2026年6月退役, 2026年3月29日
Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why do programmers always go to dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs! 🌙💻🐞 (Explanation: A pun on both…
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Grok Code Fast 1 xAI，2026年5月退役, 2026年3月29日
Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.
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Grok 4.1 Fast xAI，2026年5月退役, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! 🎃🎄
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Grok 4 xAI，2026年5月退役, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
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Grok 3 Beta xAI，2026年5月退役, 2026年3月29日
Why don't programmers like dark mode? Because they like to keep their problems light!
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Grok 3 xAI，2026年5月退役, 2026年3月29日
Why don't programmers like dark mode? Because they like to keep things light!
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Gemma 3n 4B Google，2026年8月退役, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 😄 Hope that brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like another one. 😊…
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Gemma 3 27B Google, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? ... Because light attracts bugs! 😂 Hope that gave you a little chuckle! Let me know if you'd like to hear another…
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Gemma 3 12B Google, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 😂 Hope you enjoyed that! 😜
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Gemini 3 Flash Preview Google, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
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Gemini 2.5 Flash Lite Preview 09-2025 Google，2026年7月退役, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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GPT-5.1-Codex-Mini OpenAI, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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GPT-5 Nano OpenAI, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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GPT-5 Mini OpenAI, 2026年3月29日
Here are a few — pick your favorite: 1) “There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.…
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GPT-4.1 Mini OpenAI, 2026年3月29日
Sure! Here's a programming joke for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛💡
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GPT-3.5 Turbo OpenAI, 2026年3月29日
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to 'null' his feelings.
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GLM 4.7 Flash Zhipu, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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GLM 4.7 Zhipu, 2026年3月29日
Whydo programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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GLM 4.6 Zhipu, 2026年3月29日
A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes back with 12 loave…
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GLM 4.5 Air Zhipu, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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GLM 4.5 Zhipu, 2026年3月29日
Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! (Bonus explanation: "Bugs" refer to error…
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GLM 4 32B Zhipu，2026年6月退役, 2026年3月29日
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C!
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DeepSeek V3.2 Speciale DeepSeek，2026年5月退役, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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DeepSeek V3.2 DeepSeek, 2026年3月29日
Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays. (He was sick of dealing with too many dimensions and never getting a raise.)
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DeepSeek V3 0324 DeepSeek, 2026年3月29日
Sure! Here's a classic one for you: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! (Bug = both insects and coding errors 😆) Want an…
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DeepSeek R1 0528 DeepSeek, 2026年3月29日
Here's a classic programming joke for you: Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25! (Explanation for n…
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DeepSeek R1 DeepSeek, 2026年3月29日
Here's a programming joke for you: Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower? Because the instructions on the shampoo bottle said: Lather. Rinse.…
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Claude Sonnet 4 Anthropic, 2026年3月29日
Here's a classic one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛 (And here's a bonus: There are only 10 types of people in th…
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Claude 3.5 Sonnet Anthropic，2026年4月退役, 2026年3月29日
Here's a classic programming joke: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25! (This joke works because "Oct" r…
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Claude Opus 4.6 Anthropic, 2026年3月29日
Here's a classic one: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. 🪲😄
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Claude Opus 4.5 Anthropic, 2026年3月29日
Here's a classic: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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Claude Opus 4.1 Anthropic, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛
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Claude Opus 4 Anthropic，2026年9月退役, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! 🐛💡
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Claude 3.7 Thinking Sonnet Anthropic，2026年5月退役, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (In programming, "Oct" refers to octal number system, so Oct 31 is…
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Claude 3.7 Sonnet Anthropic，2026年5月退役, 2026年3月29日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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Claude 3 Haiku Anthropic，2026年9月退役, 2026年3月29日
Okay, here's a programming joke for you: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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GPT-4.1 OpenAI, 2025年4月15日
Why do programmers prefer dark mode?Because light attracts bugs.
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